“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
There are many, MANY reasons why I love John Sullivan’s writing. But the main one is – every single character that he created was based (in part) on a real person that he’d met in real life. Almost every single episode of Only Fools was based around a real event that he had witnessed/been told […]
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I do NOT meditate. No ritual. No practise. No CON-TROLL I often “ZONE OUT” – all outside BS gone. Several times a day. I call it day dreaming. Others have/do call it my 1,000 Yard Stare. The World could end and I’d not know. Sheesh :o( It freaks EVERYONE out. Every single time. No ideer […]
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TMI for some… but the haters can keep on spitting their bile. M’eh! Flat Smack. I used this phrase in a live chat during a Globe Lie Tour Europe video. I used it with FULL knowledge of what SMACK means. Yes. I HAVE slapped my children when they were young. In my muddled brain this […]
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…and been caught short. This is the kind of loo you’d use. Always a drain and a hose. I was so stooooopid the first time I went that I asked about the hose. Aha. Makes sense. Mmmmmn. I guess them Middle Eastern Arabs are having a grand laugh at us retard Westerners right now (?!)
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GB : 7th Dec 2019 Many, many decades later – the 3 of us can still get together with our shared teenage vibe and cause merry mayhem. Just like we did in Pompey. All those years ago. Love my mates :o) Above – photo of A and K and some weirdo posing, filthy dirty but […]
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I have stood, standing in front of this statue many a time. Reading the plaques. I’ve also read “Dan Green’s” books. ‘Pparently there is a CODE encoded in Alfred, Lord’s statue with a Naughty word or two therein. If you can be arsed – read the interview below and listen to a Master BS’er in […]
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I have to blame someone else! The pattern was very badly written. So there. Take That!!!! And it’s taken me over a week to knit, frog, knit, frog before I could re-write the dang thing into my own language. Now – I’m on fire :o) The coat is growing. Woohoooooooo! Funny Fact – my Nan’s […]
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I bought the book above many years ago when researching my novel. I was trying to find answers to WHY men in the 17th century were so obsessed with their facial hair. Mmmmn. Still don’t understand. Even as a kid I “felt” that men with beards were hiding something. Dunno why! A witty, comprehensive […]
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Crappy weather these past few weeks. Combined with the fact that I REFUSE to answer the house phone. These delayed the arrival of our expert pond expert. Who arrived this AM. Shoot and Shucks. Absolute confirmation that ALL parts of my garden that border the Beeswax (check below. JD and his zillions bought out ALL […]
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I’m NOT gonna play this. Goodbye. Obscene to Relax (?) How about MY Vibe via Holly Johnson and an Amazeballs toon ? ? ? And to the HATERS – Carry ON hating. AMEST I BOVVERED :o) Tar Tar Tweety Pie! P.S. A FAVE IRA punishment (or so they say) Wiki : Tar & Feather […]
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“I let the Music speak.” Abba ref for retards!!!
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