Holodomor Vs Voldemort

Yes. I know. I’ve been told enough times. I have a weirdo brain but – therein the weirdness lies patterns. I despise all and everything about Horror Potty and his wizardy ways. Shame on you, Joanne :o( Am I the only one to think that Holodomor, the Ukrainian Genocide, sounds a little too freaking close […]

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Leek and Potato and Ham Soup – But NOT As We Know It.

Ach. I was a bit heavy handed with the Sea Salt. But G00gle saved me. Squeeze some lemon juice in…. OK…… Your will is my command. Mmmmn! Better but…but…but… Oh, crap. I’ll just counteract the salt with Soda Bread and a Beer. Bad Girl :o(

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Dog Vs Mini Horses

BTW – What the Fluff is #1POS doing back here? Has IT got NO SHAME? Are there NO Lengths that IT will not go to? Amest I Bovver-ed? Nah. Imitation is the best form of Flat – tery ? Meanwhile. Back with a weirdo and a talking dog :o)  

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Celebration Day

Little old me has just hit the 90 followers mark. Happy as a frog in a sock.  Yeeehaw :o)

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The King and Queen of America

Let me tell y’all a wee secret! My domain name will be back with me tomorrow. Woooohoooooooooo! Can’t wait :o) Meanwhile back at the pits, let’s enjoy a bit of Lennox and Stewart taking the proverbial. Oh. Yes  

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The Russian Concubine

Puhlease – will someone, somewhere explain to me why Women in MS History are usually only ever categorised as a Whore or a Virgin? Below is chapter 1 of Empress of the East. Roxelana was (?!) a Slave and a Concubine. A Witch. A Seductress. And an Unwanted Foreign Interloper. REALLY? What about a good […]

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Deal or No Deal

Another shitty day in Paradise. Heyho. So I’m watching Nan trash Noel. Funny girl :o)  

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How To Trigger a Tool in 1 Easy Lesson

Tell the TRUTH. LMFAO :o) I did that this morning in a live chat and was told in a very unladylike fashion to Fuck Off then. So I did. Being very obedient to FAKE Controllers!!! NOT I went into town, to a secondhand bookshop and found the book above for a couple of quid. Nice. […]

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A Pet Hate of MINE is…

…a man with long fingernails. Shudder! Barf! Run Away! YUK! Turn OFF! FFS. If you play guitar, use a plectrum. Much sexier ?   Wiki : Plectrum   I’m still finding stray ones (plectrums not fingernails) aboot this hoos from eldest son!!!!

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Classical Guitar – Johann Pachelbel – Canon in D

It does not really matter to me – what instrument this toon is played on – it was, is,  always will be a glorious musical composition. BB piano is amazeballs too. With an LOL aswell. Love it :o) BB making out with water ;o)  

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OH! The Larceny

stealing, especially (in the US) the crime of taking something that does not belong to you   I’m a girl on a mission. Something that I was born to complete. Re-wind. Re-peat. I KNOW who I am & I KNOW where I come from. Take That ?  

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