AbFab Absolutely Champers

yt refuse (!) to show this show in full. M’eh. I watched and loved. What is it with Ayahuasca/Weed/DMT/Shroom thing a me burp? Champagne works if you wanna fly higher. Or – nothing. Just BE (?) Still love Jen&Jo&Bolly :o)   Something, Something about Bollinger and France Cheers, Sweeties!

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Carry On Dick

Big Dick. Turpin. Didn’t he ride a horse from London to York faster than today’s trains? I’ve been to York Dungeons and I’ve seen the FAF Big Dick crap. Shake My Head. Carry On Films have always made me cringe. YUK! The WORST of British Humour. Crass and vile and sexual innuendos all over the […]

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Catch Me IF You Can

Leo – Aboosed child  (?) Tom – Child abooser (?) UnHolyWood (?) Dolores … Puhlease Wake Me When It’s Over  Bored now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!  

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Truth or Die

When you’ve been there. Actually LIVED the time when you had nothing and no-one and all you needed was some good soul to come to the rescue – you will understand the TRUE meaning behind this.  One time I got unexpected help. What did I do first? I bought an ironing board so that my boys […]

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Death of A Bore

Not bored to death but murder most foul . . . Celebrated author John Heppel is known in Lochdubh as a self-important bore, prone to belittling the scribblings of the locals in his creative writing class. So when he’s found dead, his mouth oozing ink, it seems a fitting fate.But for PC Hamish Macbeth the […]

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Jolly Boys Outing

I can almost/not quite quote every line from this film. An Only Fools Classic. The boys go on a Jolly to Margit without their women but with Bananarama. “I lost my dolphin.”

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The Gunners

Oh. Nostalgia is me. Take me back to the days when Arsenal were the best English team ever put together by a Frenchman called Arsene Wenger. The days when footballers played football – with no fear. Blood. Guts. Flair. Heart. Soul.  

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Denis

I named my tiny cat that got run over, Denis. After the GREAT Denis Bergkamp. Holland/Arsenal player supremo! Anyhoo – Another weekend. Another storm. And Welshies may/may not be driving from Taffland to here tomorrow with our new car. Poor South Wales. They’re gonna get a hammering this weekend. Gales. Rain by the bucket load. […]

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Flatter – Day

Flatter : to praise someone in order to make them feel attractive or important, sometimes in a way that is not sincere   Now that my boys no longer “go to school” and I don’t wear a watch or watch TV – I often struggle with time and days of the week. But I have just been reminded that it is Flatter – Day […]

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National Treasure

Lady Macbeth is heeeeeerrrrrre. Stealing AGAIN!!!!!!!! Look up Boundaries, Lady M And Beyond The Pale Aye???

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