Moldavite Part 2

HeadsUp. If you’ve ever had the fortunate (misfortune?) to own a piece of moldavite, you’ll know EXACTLY what I’m talking about. Me : Sometime Ago – Moldavite Welcome to My World. Check out – as and when you can  – True Life Stories about this pesky crystal and its regular disappearing act. Mine has vanished. […]

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Helicopters vs Skirts

OK all you ballsy Men out there…. Answer me this. How many of you have had to disembark from your work vehicule (a hell – ee- copter. And if  they wanna give you a BAD day the RAF pilots will fly like mad feckers. God’s Honest) into your daily work place (a checkpoint in NI […]

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POEMS Day

Piss Off Early Monday Soon. I choose MY homie and my fave poem wot he wrote. The metre and rhyme are PERFECT Song or Narrative? Both are here  

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My Arse Is On The Line

When I can – I’ll buy this boxset. Watching it now makes it even funnier than the F1RST time. Grimm is CID. My Dad went beyond that to SB. That is when our family life got weird A F. Death Threats from the age of teenage :o( SMH!

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The Ottoman-Venetian Border (15th-18th centuries), Venezia

OK. Lesson learned. Do NOT be selfish and have a Sunday lie (even when you’re beyond sleep deprived and have a huge, painful new scratch on the back of your neck that wasn’t there when you climbed into bed) If you do….We’ll give you a day full of the same old, same old BS #CannotWin […]

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Fast Cars

This is my Fave TC song! We used to own a BMW M3. Laguna Seca Blue. I adored that car :o( A close fam member once had a race on one of the few straight Lincs roads with a Lincs Police Advance Driving Learner. And won. ‘Cos he is also a Police Advanced Driver and […]

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Onomatopoeia

Look the word up, peeps. Everyone seems to KNOW that words have V ibes. Check out the diffs btw Smack and Slap etc. Yeh. I know. Something is gonna TROLL me again for the EXACT amount/number of posts I write per day. Put it where the sun don’t shine ? P.S. I had my F1RST […]

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I Blame Oor Wullie

My fave book at the time we had to live with Nan and Grandad in their little 3 bed house. 4 adults and 2 boys. And #ME Must’ve been for a while ‘cos Parentals put me in the village school. But they did that twice. Once before we moved to Arbroath and once after. 45 […]

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The Creed and The Colour and The Name Don’t Matter

Rewind. Used to sing this song at school assembly, in a tiny village school. when I was about 6/7 years old. We’d moved down from Scotland. I had a strange accent and dark skin from spending so much time outside, alone. The local kids called me a Gypsy. God’s Honest!!! Can’t remember anymore but that […]

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