OH. Voivode!

Tuesday, 17 December 2019, 5:00.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Gimme a BREAK. I’ve just got up and need more coffee first. Sheesh :o( ‘SPLENDID ISOLATION?’ THE MILITARY COOPERATION OF THE PRINCIPALITY OF TRANSYLVANIA WITH THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE

Your Goose is Cooked

Monday, 16 December 2019, 18:04.Reading time less than 1 minute.

If I have to self-ref the several GOOSE themes here….. Well. Blahblahblah Defi of the phrase above. The meaning of “your goose is cooked” is nominally “you are in big trouble” but it can include “you caused yourself big trouble.” It’s somewhat similar in meaning to another expression: “you’re a dead duck.” “Your goose is cooked” came from […]

P. S. To Last Post

Monday, 16 December 2019, 17:08.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I forgot…. Write a very slim FEB book Get lots of samesies peeps to write Words, Words, Words Charge a woman £15.99 who has Minus Nothing in Her bank account. Make yerself even more money. Mo’ mo’ mo’ Subs. Crack that 8,000, boyo. Money can’t buy it Sex can’t buy it I might’ve got a […]

Ascension

Monday, 16 December 2019, 16:56.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Let’s Play the yt game today. Instructions. Make a long vlogage. Bandy about the word Ascension Put on hat Make up words like phone – ee – she-fie Mention yer buddypal Max Igan Do somesuch with Q & K thumbs Grabbler Grabble lots of views, likes, loves Rehash the same old, same old Enter […]

Welcome to the Thunder DOME

Monday, 16 December 2019, 16:40.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I could’ve gone sooooo many ways with TT (?!) I chose…. We Don’t Need Another Hero. OK. Whatev’s Do You GET IT YET?

On the Run/Run Like Hell

Monday, 16 December 2019, 16:31.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Take Yer Pink Floyd Pick Smirkey Catsies Emoji BARF

Prediction Incoming

Monday, 16 December 2019, 15:48.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Heads Up, Peeps. Watch the next UAV live chat. It’ll be funsies. And revealingsies Go away, Freddie #DontStopMeNow #Hecate

I Have Two MAJOR Announcements

Monday, 16 December 2019, 15:40.Reading time less than 1 minute.

From THEM: From ME : And if y’all think that I am still paranoid, crazy, psychotic, broken from reality….LOOK AGAIN Totally and utterly Ignored, Shut down. STFU V ibe Wow! And yes. I saw. MAD LAD

Who Do You Think You Are? Part Deux

Monday, 16 December 2019, 14:43.Reading time 1 minute.

This one is complicated. Stay with me? Mum to me, day in, day out : You do you think you are, madam? Fast forward a few hundred years to me opening the Ltd Company office in Caistor… …Market Rasen. Bernie Taupin. Reg Dwight. Saturday’s alright for fighting. My new staff – including the gorgeous 6ft […]

Who Do You Think You Are?

Monday, 16 December 2019, 14:22.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I grew up with that being said to me – day in, day out – by my mum. Heyho

Clueage Incoming. T-Minus?

Monday, 16 December 2019, 14:13.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I have previous convictions for playing with time :o) OK. Clueage starts with a U and ends with a V

Judgement Day

Monday, 16 December 2019, 14:03.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Guess who’ll be first? “The law is that thou shalt return to the place whence thou camest and from thence to a place of execution where thou shalt hang by the neck till the body be dead. Dead. Dead. And the Lord have mercy upon thy soul”

The Ravens of Dinefwr is the first in a series of novels-in-progress set in the early 12th century. It follows the dispossessed members of the South Wales House of Dinefwr from their origins in Deheubarth to the centre of the known world, Jerusalem. Come and be my fellow Far-Farer. Come travelling and unravelling with me through Wales, Norway, Ireland, England, Scotland, France, Russia, Constantinople, Italy, the Balkans, the Holy Land. Come and Far-Fare through every degree on my 12th century compass.