LIPSTICK

Watching Eddi (again) just now reminded me of Mrs McGinty and the reason why I’ve NEVER liked lipstick. Apart from the fact that I know the history behind it and…my Mad AF hair tends to stick to it. Not an attractive look :o( Oooops. Did I give away a wee clue there? #TMI for a […]

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With Their Noses in the Air

This’ll bring in the HATERS! Whatever! LOL I’ve stayed in L’Hôtel Ritz, Paris…………………… four times now. And I WILL stay there again :o) Side Note : Have I mentioned that I – might – quite – like Robbie’s voice? I’m not sure (?)

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SIREN

Yiki : Siren THEY are always seductive, naked and/or FISHY sex-pests!!!!!! Another night in paradiseValentino’s gone back to his day jobHe looks so helpless in his stolen suitAnother woman waits in Heartbreak Drive Siren, come comfort meCome comfort me Poets weep at his precious wordsI can’t count the hearts broken on his tragic hipsWho am […]

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OOh. Aaah. Cantona! Le Roi de Manchest-ah (?)

If you have No Idea about Football. Man U (him) Arsenal (me) nothing here will make sense. Shush. Don’t tell anyone but…I still have a soft spot for Eric Cantona :o) Le Roi, Cantona and his conquest of Manchester Hearts and Minds :o)

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THEY Understand ME in Paris

Four girls in a restaurant in Paris. One of them said to the (quite good-looking young waiter!) Can we have the bill, please? And me, being stupid, said out loud…. I can say that in French. Not realising that the waiter was still there. He asked me to say it. Blush. L’addition s’il vous plaît […]

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