Bonkers Bean

I’m feeling as giddy as a hormone-laden teenager. 2 hours ago my yt got the above message. All I did was publicly support someone whose work I respect. Conclusion : Either HGS or I have a #SecretAdmirer who desperately wants to be either HGS or I :o) Love ya Mr/Ms HideBehindAFakeName&Computer Wannabe xxx

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Pussy Galore

Pussy Galore Ha! Y’all can’t blame me for that one. Go talk to Ian Fleming :o) I totally missed the Lesbian vibe in Goldfinger. My stupid :o( Midsomer Murders : Most BIZARRE Episode about an older woman and a younger man. If I remember rightly (?) it’s called TALENT FOR LIFE.

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Central Heating vs Freezing Cold

My house is heated via my best friend. The oil-fired Rayburn in the kitchen. It cooks amazing meals, gives 24/7 Boiling Hot Water but there are faults. #1 – The price of oil goes up and down and down and up. We have a 1000 litre oil tank and can usually only afford 500 litres […]

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MY Way or Go AWAY

I’ve come across soooooooo many who give out this vibe. It’s the Do it MY way because I am ALWAYS right and if you disagree then Go AWAY. M’eh. This GB Septic Peg predicts that, within the next few days, MY girl and I will be singing along to Robbie and annoying the 4 men […]

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Are 2 Minutes of Pleasure REALLY Worth It?

I was being optimistic there. 80 seconds is more like it! Anyhoo – You get the guy. Do the jiggly stuff. He falls asleep for the next 20 years. I IRL screamed those words or something like them during labour. NEVER, EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN, YOU BASTARD. He was slightly miffed by that. After […]

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Stay Sane & Carry On

OhMyGiddyAunt. This is a F1RST for me. I am Christmas ORGANISED. How did that happen? I wasn’t even trying. All the frozen is defrosted. All the lukewarm is now cold. The sausage rolls are on standby. The pork is in the bottom aga for the next 6 or 7 hours. And… The wood burner has […]

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The BEST Schnell Imbiss…EVER!

Was not dissimilar to the photo above. A little wagon beside Checkpoint Charlie. A LIFE SAVER when doing a 12 hour shift there. I did a Christmas Eve Night and was fortunate enough to have a meal brought to me from the Schnell. Yum!

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Bottom + Ferris Wheel. Skirt. Bollocks!

I’ve NO control. I’m drugged up to the eyeballs on painkillers. Sleep Deprived. OK. The quote here about going back to Blighty. I have NO IDEA what it’s from but all I’m seeing is ICE COLD IN ALEX. A classic film. John Mills. Sylvia Syms. The last scene when they get through Africa and reach […]

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RATS & BASTARDS

OK. This one made every one in the house LOL! A couple of days ago I moved faster than I have moved in decades. WHY? Well. Long story as short as possible (?) I HATE rats. The ceilings of our home are about 14 feet high. And – beneath our feet are other spaces about […]

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Has SHE Got Hairy Teeth?

LOL : Where else would you hear that question? I have GOT to STOP watching (re-watching) Kim and Aggie They make me feel Less Than Adequate. Although…apart from the cobwebs and a bit of dust chez moi…they’d not be too disappointed with my home. Maybe? Hopefully :o)

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#TFAYCD : May 2020

And these are the retard peeps that I went to school with. From the F1RST year to the Lower 6th, we did our own thing. And the teachers NEVER expelled a single one of us because – in those days – they encouraged FREEDOM of THOUGHT & EXPRESSION. I was summoned to the Headmaster’s Office […]

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A Few Drinks At the Bar Hemingway, Hotel Ritz, Paris

Been there. Done that. Several times. And I’m NOT trying to make myself out to be something special. A few of our employees and some of our clients (AirFrance) were based in France and Paris was just a 10 hour drive away for us. Anyhoo. Who wrote For Whom The Bell Tolls? The waiters/bartenders were […]

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