Beg Pardon : HOW VERY DARE YOU?

I’ve NEVER been so INSULTED in my life! Please & thank you BUT I NEVER want my name connected with/to a single yt channel EVER! The video below might amuse a few – it’d amuse y’all more if you heard my world traveller-in-crime tell TRUE her story about one of her “charges” in the Private […]

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TAKEN

There is one Filum that I can NEVER watch with another person again. To this day they take the piss outta me :o( WHY? Because I made a complete arse of myself doing all the Liam Neeson moves, in my groove, as I watched. And when it got to the Albanian Sex Traffickers scene – […]

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A for Adorable

There are several reason why I LOVE Alan Davies. Funny. Arsenal. Jonathon Creek. QI. But the one that gets me every single time is his adorable slight Lisp. #Schwoon times LOTS. An Ooooops moment? ? ?

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Cos-Bloody-Mic CrackUp

TY, my beautiful Friend Forever. I like you! I’ve been to Harrogate/France and I like French Bread with Brie and Grapes. “Dirty Bastards” I’ve been to Spain and I like Real Spanish Gazpacho. I like crying – with laughter also :o)

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Pants/Knickers/UnderFrillies/Apple Gatherers

ALL the women in my extended family live with male “comedians”! Hey. It’s a fact of life that the older a woman gets, the more she appreciates comfort over sexy show-it-all-and-hope-for-a-hit/bit. In the UK we call female underwear PANTS. Or knickers. I call them UnderFrillies (!) And s-i-l and I have past crimes of wearing […]

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Recruitment

When I was a teenager, I went to the Army&Navy Recruitment Centre in Lincoln and did their test to see if I was suitable for H.M. Forces. I’d already picked the corps I wanted to join but, for some strange reason, the recruitment officer asked me to reconsider and apply for the (see image above.) […]

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Without Laughter life Is Boring

There are many cuss words that I NEVER heard my parentals say in front of us kids. I have a VIVID memory of the F1RST time that I said “Oh. Bloody Hell” in front of my mother. ! Anyways. Fast forward a few decades and I can cuss like a soldier and sailor. But ONLY […]

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Self-Checkout

I’ve always had a love/hate relationship with these machines. And it’s grown worse in the past few months because of the “whatever” happening all over the world now. I’ve always talked to the Self-Checkout and got #funny looks. But, these days, my patience is being tested every day in every way. A couple of days […]

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ICH BIN VON KOPF BIS FUSS AUF LIEBE EINGESTELLT

If you have never watched the film – may I humbly suggest that you watch the original B&W versions of The Blue Angel Der blaue Engel In German or English. They were filmed back to back in 1930 by Josef von Sternberg, Marlene Dietrich’s Professor Higgins. The film is based on a 1905 novel called […]

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No, No, No, No. NO!

What? All I’m trying to do is finish something that I started about a year ago :o( Being a little OCD sometimes, I HAVE to know, exactly, how to pronounce the words that I’m writing. Woohooo, shouted I. A phonetic guide to Hungarian. CSEJTH is CHYEH – te. Got that one. Good. And then…….the page […]

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Penultimate Step

Mmmn. The coat has turned out better than I expected. I knitted the collar and trimmed the entire garment with reverse single crochet in a very pale beige/coffee PURE wool/silk yarn. It’s now been washed (again) and set on the dummy to do it’s own thang. I love this part of the process. Zero stress […]

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