A Few Drinks At the Bar Hemingway, Hotel Ritz, Paris

Been there. Done that. Several times. And I’m NOT trying to make myself out to be something special. A few of our employees and some of our clients (AirFrance) were based in France and Paris was just a 10 hour drive away for us. Anyhoo. Who wrote For Whom The Bell Tolls? The waiters/bartenders were […]

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The F Word

I’ve just been roasted by one of my sons for saying the F Word. I said FRICKIN’ Oooh. Bad Mother for corrupting the child who could out-cuss me in a cuss-out competition! Shrug. I’ve never been a huge fan of Gordon Ramsay until I watched his Kitchen Nightmare Shows. F-word. He pulls ZERO punches. Where […]

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Freddie vs Shaun

Just put them both together and they are Singing MY tune :o) Freddie F1RST, though. P.S. Bored with BeeGees! P.P.S I’m a crap pool player but – I CAN do THAT with a pool cue!!!!!

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Ronan vs Robbie

Oh. Shoot. RK or RW? Um. Robbie or Ronan LIVE? Gimme a Few Moments/Years/Decades :o)

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Two Fat Ladies : 88

If you’ve ever played BINGO you KNOW what Two Fat Ladies mean. The number 88. Not only have I played Bingo (a “must do” when you live in a seaside town) but I’ve also been a Bingo Caller —when I worked at a Holiday Camp aged 18!! I wonder if anyone – today – would […]

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People Who AREN’T Bonkers Think I’m Fabulous

Like I’ve said before – he’s a very quotable man :o) I’m really pleased for Alex and The Voice of Reason. Well Done! And I’m perfectly happy to let the comments seen above sit where they were spat. For every single person to see just how pathetic some people are. Carry On.

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MOST WANTED : MY 4 Fave Girls

Oh My Goodness. We’d have a BLAST together right now. Today. Right NOW. All I need is a ……..FOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT. And Travis playing live (YUM) They’d get a blancmange/pudding/any fishdish (yuk) – well, anything on the table within reach – THROWN at them. PARTY TIME CHEZ MOI? Oh. And Kim & Aggie can clean up […]

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Uphellia vs Up Helly Aa

My DNA is Scottish, Scandi…Oops. Done that! I’m a Fire Sign…Done that! I love my wood burner…Um. Done that! I want to live alone on an island…See above. I want to be cremated and thrown to the winds…Ditto. Viking Funeral : GB 3rd of August 2018 OK. Like. Eerm. Y’know. Lost for words :o( A […]

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“The WALL Had It Coming” aka BoredBoredBored :O)

“What has happened to the Criminal Classes?” They’re all SO boring now. Same insults. Same people targeted. Same Self-Justifications. Same subjects. Same fake Hearts&Kisses to the Same FAKE names. Haven’t y’all got over the I’M THE WORLD’S BESTEST TARTARIAN EXPERT BS yet? Or the…I ALWAYS WIN vibe? Or the…You are a Useless Housewife without a […]

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Can You Tell the BS from the Bollocks?

This is one very QUOTABLE man :o) I’ve chosen to take this one personally because my Dad was a Royal Marine. So was my brother. And my husband passed the Royal Marine Commando Training at Lympstone which entitled him to wear “the Dagger.” I sewed enough of the beggars onto his uniforms to remember this […]

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MY Timelines Have Collapsed : Revolution

I am 16 going on 17…sat in the corner of the Lower 6th Common Room, engaged in a daily Battle of the Music with my fellow Lower 6th Formers :o) Again – It’s been forever since I have listened to this song but…I can STILL remember every detail. We were never malicious. Never nasty. We […]

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Ali Babe & the 40 THIEVES

One Thousand & One Nights of BS! Yup. AB & the 40 are NOT exciting or thunderous or romantic or saviours they ARE THIEVES and LIARS. THEY are the Virus that masks our faces and steals our lives and seeks to ALWAYS WIN! She married the Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan and they all lived together very happily on […]

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