“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
This is a Personal Opinion, OK ! I don’t do BOATS. I DON’T do Seafood but I like the idea of Three Men in/on/off a Boat. Especially 3 men who are true friends and can get away with murdering each other every couple of minutes as opposed to kissing each others’ egos every other second […]
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By some strange co-inky-dink my boys and their mates were taken paintballing one day by Himself. What none of them knew was that this bunch of scroty teenagers were battling a team of the most FAMOUS Premiership Football Referees! Himself – on the side lines – kept saying, I know that face. And that one. […]
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I’ve come across soooooooo many who give out this vibe. It’s the Do it MY way because I am ALWAYS right and if you disagree then Go AWAY. M’eh. This GB Septic Peg predicts that, within the next few days, MY girl and I will be singing along to Robbie and annoying the 4 men […]
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My in-coming guests are my traveller-in-crime and DB. Dangerous Brian! Brave souls to keep coming back here in the winter to my ffff-freezing house. But – OMGladioli —- we have a laugh. Then another. Then we cry with laughter. Does that mean that we are all natural born comedians? P.S. My last phone convo with […]
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I’ve done Gary and Martin before They are London Brother Boys who KNOW how to take the P*SS out of each other. Like me and my bruv. He was WELL pleased that I’d been FB banned. Grrrrrrrr! Maybe because I called him Whatisname…the one I grew up with. Erm…What IS ‘is name? This one below […]
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I’m very fond of Simon’s Cat Cartoons. We have had six cats. Meggie. Charlie. DeeDee, Blue, Basil, Meggie2. ALL of them rescued. Meggie2 died earlier this year and we have been DESPERATE to rescue another cat or several. BUT – since the stupid started, all RSPCA, Cat Rescue, Cat Rehome, Cat for Sale, “Puhlease take […]
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To ME this means Mind your Peace & Quiet. Woohoo. Peace & Quiet for a while so I cracked open (finally) my Jonathan Creek DVD BoxSet. Stupid discs have no proper titles so I picked the one that said Christmas Special. Aha! I remember that one. Rik Mayall. P.S. I’ve not finished watching the yt […]
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OhMyGiddyAunt. This is a F1RST for me. I am Christmas ORGANISED. How did that happen? I wasn’t even trying. All the frozen is defrosted. All the lukewarm is now cold. The sausage rolls are on standby. The pork is in the bottom aga for the next 6 or 7 hours. And… The wood burner has […]
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I’ve raised a Comic Monster! Eldest son and his father were in the Marks & Sparks Lingerie Department the other day (Xmas Pressie for me???) and said son shouted out just two words… …EIGHT PRIESTS! Someone almost collapsed laughing. My bad for raising the boy like that :o( Another Christmas Special that we watch every […]
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I might be about 100 and a lot years old but I can (well my leg can) still do an Arabesque. Without the pointy shoes. We were too poor for them and the ballet lessons :o( And I can still do the straight leg, place hands flat on the ground thingybob. Even though I’m about […]
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GB 25th of July 2020 : QI vs Conspiracy Theories Alex is a new mate but Bill Bailey is a long-standing mate. He’s ab fab, naturally talented and slightly creepy in the Jonathan Creek episode Satan’s Chimney :o) No wonder AB (nice one. not spitting viper one) is having FUN ! Don’t EVER tell the […]
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I LOVE Finger food…Stop. Right. There! Tapas. Buffet. Horses Doovers. Can- APES. etc I’ve eaten this stuff all over the place. In the UK – drinks and salted peanuts. In Gib – drinks and baked potato skins with garlic mayo. In Spain – drinks with small Spanish sausages, pistachio nuts, bread sticks, olive oil. Fishy […]
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