I Deny Everything
I’ve NEVER watched the X-Files. NEVER listened to and loved Simple Minds. NEVER said a single thing out of turn! Denial is easy :o)
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SONSIE
Let’s start with Dictionary of the Scots Language. Dictionar o the Scots Leid Or go with the Scots Vernacular. When a Scottish man calls a Woman Sonsie – It’s a HUGE compliment :o)
Read MoreRuss Abbot | Funny Man :o)
Basildon Bond and Miss Funny Fanny Or See You Jimmy MacJimmy Or CooperMan and BlunderWoman Take your pick!
Read MoreComputer Says NOOOOOO!
Just had a lovely chat with my postie. He’s got next week off. Him and his wife were going to Spain. Near Benidorm. I asked if he can get his money back…..oooops :o( And on a further note……AmaBZS has NOT delivered on IT’S PRIME promise. Still no Kettle. STILL NO COFFEE. Or Tea. […]
Read MoreSO Pricking Bored with Pricks!
It is over 30 years since I had my last vaccine. Didn’t want it then, but I’d stupidly signed on. To. Her Majesty. FORCES :o( Last time I had the FLU, I was pregnant with child #2. I created merry mayhem when a doctor gave me a prescription for antibiotics. Sigh. If just one more […]
Read MoreA Few Translations of The Emerald Tablet to Ponder Upon
BTW – Thoth is the Egyptian name for Mercury which is the Roman name for the Greek god, Hermes. The Messenger (!?) P.S. All is contained in the one saying – As Above, So Below Arabic Version (from the German of Ruska, translated by ‘Anonymous’). 0) Here is that which the priest Sagijus of […]
Read MoreCards on the Table – Agatha Christie
In the UK Trump means Bottom Burp ! Trump : Verb. To break wind from the anus, to ‘fart’. E.g.”There’s a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?” Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a ‘fart’. Maybe this is why I’ve NEVER learned to […]
Read MoreSATNAV vs NATional SAViour?
I don’t EVER use SAVNAV. I aced map reading in HM Forces Training (!) I am a pretty hooman good, but not entirely perfect, navigator? That’ll be 3 times I’ve MeNav drivers round the Paris Périphérique using my 17th C French history research on les Portes de Paris (?) Sat Nav Fails Storm Ali Scotland […]
Read MoreDeath on the Nile 2020
DEVASTATED :o( Not even Ken Bran and Jen Saunders can save this for me. RUSSELL BRAND???? A despicable excuse for a …….STFU, GB ! P.S. That’ll be EVERY single thing that I have treasured my whole life totally corrupted by money/fame/fortune. Ken & Jen – WHY?
Read MoreThis IS Gonna Be Fierce | Quarterpounder
LMFluffyAO, Cate Tate :o)
Read MoreCOLD – Written by Annie
One of the MANY beautiful songs that she has written. 1992 – if I’m not mistaken. 8 years after I saw her live in a dingy back room in a not well known club in Berlin. I love my Aberdonian lassie :o)
Read MoreCup of Tea? I Wish! HELP
Even with Amazon Prime – NEXT DAY DELIVERY – notice on site that they are only dealing with EMERGENCY orders now. Whaaaaat? Emergency here. You promised me Wednesday for my kettle. Fluff off, Mr BZS :o( Dolores told me to write that. God Love Her :o)
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