Browning L9A1

So – the writers of Sherlock did their research :o) I was taught this weapon. Inside and out. The bastard weapons instructor used to make us strip it down and reassemble it – behind our backs. But it did have MAJOR faults. It jammed regularly and wouldn’t fire. Also – for me personally – it […]

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Place de la Tête Pruner

Yes. It’s Crass and Stupid and Totally NOT PC. But it’s Carry On. I walked into the kitchen yesterday and the TV was on. Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head. Earlier it’s been Carry On Camping. I think the UK TV peeps were finally honouring Babs Windsor…but in a TRULY insulting way. She was sooooo […]

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News from the Frontline

My brother (whatisname) rang me earlier and, him being a serving police person, I was interested to know what was happening “on the ground.” Well. Apparently – ARV and Traffic Cars are now being used as C-o-v-I-d cars. He’s a fully trained Armed Response and Traffic Cop and Medic but now he is being called […]

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Gifted

We ALL have a God Given Gift, so, please…NEVER apologise for that. NEVER allow others to spoil that. NEVER deny that. Some are gifted Public Speakers (not me) Some are gifted singers (not me) Some are gifted musicians (not me) Some are gifted painters (not me) Some are gifted Parents (ask my boys!) Some are […]

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Are 2 Minutes of Pleasure REALLY Worth It?

I was being optimistic there. 80 seconds is more like it! Anyhoo – You get the guy. Do the jiggly stuff. He falls asleep for the next 20 years. I IRL screamed those words or something like them during labour. NEVER, EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN, YOU BASTARD. He was slightly miffed by that. After […]

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1725 : Vienna

OK. I did a bit of “foreshadowing” a while back. Vienna. 1725. The F1RST Treaty of Vienna. 1725. When the Society of Jesus was given CONTROL of the church. Vienna. A place well known by Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood Countess. She lived there. Vienna – Sir Bob got the Sirship (even though he is […]

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Arabic Mezze : Back With the Finger Food!

There was always one restaurant in Dubai that we ALL agreed on when planning an evening out. It was a Lebanese Restaurant right beside the Dubai Fountains. MEZZE at its best. With a side platter of meat dishes :o) If I remember rightly (?) the fountains didn’t start singing and dancing until about 9pm…after we […]

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I DON’T Like You. You DON’T Like Me : Get Out of MY House

I NEVER invited YOU in. I NEVER asked YOU across my threshold. I NEVER begged YOU to suck my blood from my veins to feed your EGO. So – Listen Up! I am the concierge chez-moi, honeyWon’t let ya in for love, nor money(“Let me in!”)My home, my joyI’m barred and bolted and I(Won’t let […]

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The Science of Internet TROLLS

OMG. Not so long ago on a friend’s yt channel I was called a TROLL. When I replied to Conspiracy Catz telling him that he’d just called ME a TROLL he replied back to me saying…YES, I called you a TROLL! OK. For 2 years now I’ve been Trolled out of the wazoo. HERE and […]

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Simon’s Cat

I’m very fond of Simon’s Cat Cartoons. We have had six cats. Meggie. Charlie. DeeDee, Blue, Basil, Meggie2. ALL of them rescued. Meggie2 died earlier this year and we have been DESPERATE to rescue another cat or several. BUT – since the stupid started, all RSPCA, Cat Rescue, Cat Rehome, Cat for Sale, “Puhlease take […]

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NEVER Too Old To “Live The Dream”

I thought that I’d watched all of these shows. Apparently not. I’ve never seen this one before, I’m only half way through and I have questions. Mmmn! The place feels much older than the documents and the programme say. Let’s watch together :o)

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