Delia Smith : Norwich City F.C.

OK. Stranger things HAVE happened to me but…! Talking about food. The image above is the sorry state of my more than 30 years old Delia Smith Cookbook. WellUsed.com! Delia (famous UK cook) is also the owner (?) or at least part owner of Norwich City Football Club. Y’all’ll know that Norwich is the birthplace […]

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Two Fat Ladies : 88

If you’ve ever played BINGO you KNOW what Two Fat Ladies mean. The number 88. Not only have I played Bingo (a “must do” when you live in a seaside town) but I’ve also been a Bingo Caller —when I worked at a Holiday Camp aged 18!! I wonder if anyone – today – would […]

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Uphellia vs Up Helly Aa

My DNA is Scottish, Scandi…Oops. Done that! I’m a Fire Sign…Done that! I love my wood burner…Um. Done that! I want to live alone on an island…See above. I want to be cremated and thrown to the winds…Ditto. Viking Funeral : GB 3rd of August 2018 OK. Like. Eerm. Y’know. Lost for words :o( A […]

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Prison Break

My eldest and I were huge fans of this show from the get-go. But they lost ME when the girl’s decapitated head was found in a box. Series 3? Never watched another one after that CHEAP Trick. It’d been done years before in SE7EN. Rewind. Repeat.

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How Clean Is YOUR House?

OMgiddyauntfanny. I used to LOVE this programme :o) Aggie and Kim. Scary. BTW – Any…ANY “man” who calls in his monkeyGIRLS to do HIS DIRTY WORK for him is…Lazy/Uncaring/Unbothered/Castrated/UNWORTHY. Just my opinion based on MY real life experience with Dirty Men and his Monkeewrenches!

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Can You Tell the BS from the Bollocks?

This is one very QUOTABLE man :o) I’ve chosen to take this one personally because my Dad was a Royal Marine. So was my brother. And my husband passed the Royal Marine Commando Training at Lympstone which entitled him to wear “the Dagger.” I sewed enough of the beggars onto his uniforms to remember this […]

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MY Village Pub

The landlady shares the same name as me and she is FIESTY AS..? She is SO DISGUSTED by these Stupid Games and Rules and NEWNORMALs that she has REFUSED – Point Blank – to open the village pub until next year. Good on ya, girl :o) Her Source of Income and the heartbeat of the […]

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MY Timelines Have Collapsed : Revolution

I am 16 going on 17…sat in the corner of the Lower 6th Common Room, engaged in a daily Battle of the Music with my fellow Lower 6th Formers :o) Again – It’s been forever since I have listened to this song but…I can STILL remember every detail. We were never malicious. Never nasty. We […]

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START ~ What You Give Is What You Get! aka The Wheel HAS Turned.

I gave and gave and gave. Support. Courtesy. Friendship. I GOT – PURE HATRED. The Wheel Has Turned. Now reap what y’all’ve sown. Have I made MY COMPLETE and UTTER DISGUST with y’all clear enough yet? Highlanders NEVEREVEREVER forget a single insult or injustice done. FACT! Whether the ugly was done to themselves or those […]

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Ali Babe & the 40 THIEVES

One Thousand & One Nights of BS! Yup. AB & the 40 are NOT exciting or thunderous or romantic or saviours they ARE THIEVES and LIARS. THEY are the Virus that masks our faces and steals our lives and seeks to ALWAYS WIN! She married the Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan and they all lived together very happily on […]

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12:21

Do y’all know when the last Great Conjunction happened? Check out 1623? The 17th century! Almost 400 years ago. When did SUCH A HUGE and life-changing conjunction last happen? Rewind another 400 years? Jupiter, Saturn to form closest ‘great conjunction‘ in 800 years next month. The world will soon see a planetary phenomenon that hasn’t occurred […]

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Spanish Train

I’ve spent half a day trying to find an internet picture of The Princess Royal Block, Europa Point, Gibraltar. But all images seem to have been scrubbed. Anyhoo. We lived there. On the second floor. A four bed flat with four balconies. The living room had windows looking onto La Linea, Spain and North Africa. […]

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