You Can’t Handle the Truth!

It matters not how big the stage. Who the players are. What the scenery is. Or the script. Truth is HATED on so many levels. I totally understand DI here. He’s been banned more times than….? A bit like me :o( Common Denominator – The SE rule Our/Your/MY world with their forked tongues, stolen knowledge […]

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My LATEST Research Book

All my life I’ve kept away from a certain writer. For many years I didn’t know why other than yukky vibes. Now I understand. Anyways. His book is actually a GOLD mine of amazing information that’s relevant to my research right now. Very in depth. Broad. Wide-ranging. How to do this without naming names, that […]

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I Bet She Drinks…?

Treated myself right now because the Easter bbq is cancelled :o( WHY? Uuuurm. No one can buy any food? Even Paul, our amazing butcher has NO sausage. NO handmade burgers. NO chops. Thursday and Saturday are our “Famous” Market Town market days. No markets. Ergo – no fresh fruit and veg. Drowning my sorrows with […]

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Iris of the Rainbow

Wiki : Iris   The Greek goddess Iris is…Goddess of the Rainbow, Fertility, Colours, the Sea, Heraldry, the Sky, Truth, and Oaths. About a thousand years ago I asked a simple question in one of the very first live chats I’d ever commented in. It was – “What is a rainbow?”   OhMY! What a […]

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I Deny Everything

I’ve NEVER watched the X-Files. NEVER listened to and loved Simple Minds. NEVER said a single thing out of turn! Denial is easy :o)  

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Cards on the Table – Agatha Christie

In the UK Trump means Bottom Burp !   Trump : Verb. To break wind from the anus, to ‘fart’. E.g.”There’s a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?” Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a ‘fart’. Maybe this is why I’ve NEVER learned to […]

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Cup of Tea? I Wish! HELP

Even with Amazon Prime – NEXT DAY DELIVERY – notice on site that they are only dealing with EMERGENCY orders now. Whaaaaat? Emergency here. You promised me Wednesday for my kettle. Fluff off, Mr BZS :o( Dolores told me to write that. God Love Her :o)  

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LAST GB Word of the Day : Wildebeest

Ooops. Sorry. My bad. E. M. Forster – Room with a View (?) E. M. Forster – Where Angels Fear to Tread….which a zillion years ago was one of my Eng Lit exam books :o(   Where Angels Fear to Tread (1905) is a novel by E. M. Forster. The title comes from a line in Alexander […]

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Ring A Ring o’ (Corona) Roses

PUHLEASE peeps I’m begging y’all. STOP with all your yt False. Fake. Foney. BS ? Just give a UAH a fecking voice? P.S. Bergamot Essential Oil is one of MY faves!!!!!!  

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Galadriel HAS Left This Realm :o)

I’ve left the gesture to MR. Bean :o) P.S. GRR whatever – Take your GoT and stick every stolen “story”………..!?!    

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DIFFICULT (NOT) Decision Made

I’m moving back to the past. New….totally fluffing/amazing/valuable/yay info has just been GIFTED to me. :o) Thank you. A brand spankers new Greta Brookes Monograph (apologies Sherlock) is being written right now.     P.S. Why has RAF Coningsby….   RAF C   …just scrambled their jets to fly over my house and make a […]

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Napper Wainwright/Food Fight/Lockdown/Porridge

Get this BOXSET…NOW! Oh. Was that an order? Sorry. My bad ;o( Please. Watch the DIVINE Ronnie Barker (Norman Stanley Fletcher) in his BEST comedy role ever. P.S. One of the writers of this wonderful BBC (way back when BBC did REAL comedy) show went on to team up with Ian McShane to write the […]

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