Slime in this Ear. Slime in that Ear

Yes. State the bleedin’ obvious. Done that one! But it NEVER fails to make me laugh. Very few understand me when I quote the slime quote. And do the Eddie mime :o( Welcome to my Life Someone(s), somewhere(s) gets this. Hans Gruber, anyone?

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Idea du Jour

Let’s All Outlaw FIRE California? WTF? Whenever I’m a REALLY, TRULY, UTTERLY pissed off Highlander/Donkey on the Edge… I hear Music.     P.S. Confession here. No Angel Go away, Dido   FAF Person on phone: We guarantee you the best broadband deal in the UK. It’ll only cost you three arms and both livers […]

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The NeverEndingStory

How many times do Dolores and I…Oh. Done that one. What SHE said…LIAR  

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Mackerel Sky

I’ve just let Tsar out of the front door. My dog. Is this what the Experts call a Mackerel Sky? I dunno. The only thing that I’m expert at is being a non-expert.     Whatever. Whatever. It’s very pretty :o)

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She’s Gonna KILL Me…

…when she sees this. Ooooops :o) Feeding the pretty birdie my breakfast in Venice. Next door table peeps were Disgusted with me. Bovvered?

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Waiting for the Barbarians

A brilliant source just “fell” in my lap. It starts with this quote :     So I looked up the book…   The modern classic from double Booker Prize winner J.M. Coetzee – soon to be a major film starring Mark Rylance, Robert Pattinson and Johnny Depp For decades the Magistrate has run the […]

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Scots in Russia

In the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries Scottish merchants spread in hordes all over Prussia and Poland as traders, but few ventured further east to Russia. In the reign of Ivan Vassilievitch (The Terrible) the English spirit of adventure- which had formed The Society for the Discovery of Unknown Lands which focused on Russia for trade […]

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Come one, Come All…

…To the U A V show. Y’know when you laugh sooooooo hard that you have to snort. Or else you’ll die? Don’t stop me now… Go away Freddie :o) Zombie Dolores, yer ‘aving a larf, lassie. Debbie Harry? Nope. Out, out damn spot. Gagagagaga! Freddie? Last warning, pal.  

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Revelation

Circus : a lot of activity and interest caused by an event or situation Chief of police is the most common title for the head of a local police department. Alternate titles for a chief of police include police commissioner, colonel, police superintendent, police president or police director. In large urban areas, some departments are led by a civilian overseer, usually referred to as […]

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OK. Note to Self…Finish Reading the Source. 1241 etc

And I quote…   10. HOW THE NAME OF THE WINNER IN THE BATTLE WITH TATARS IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC IN 1241. In 1241, according to the Scaligerian version, the “Mongol”, that is, the great troops, invaded Western Europe [770], p.127. However, it is believed that, after defeating Hungary and Poland, they could not get to […]

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Here Comes the Rain Again

I was fortunate enough to see The Eurythmics live in Berlin. It was a dark, tiny, backstreet venue but….BOOM! Annie Lennox just has one of those voices that is as good, if not better LIVE. Plus…She’s an Aberdonian. Plus, Plus…The Rain is HERE! Feck it.

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Anarchy on Craggy Island

Okey dokey. If you are easily offended – click the Feck Off… “Fed up with briiiiiick!” It will make sense after watching. The programme Father Ted is beyond Brilliant. A tue classic Father Jack is…..an education. LOL! You’ve been warned :o)  

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