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Pouty Vibe

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I’m peeved and pouting. This website’s views have gone down to a handful a day. Not even my FAVE stalker is here. Wherefore art thou, Lady M? You’ve always bumped up my stats with your voracious grabbling. Oh. I’m Sad and Lonely and Unwanted now :o(

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Thick as Pig Shit!

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Hey. I’m surrounded by farms and farmers. This is a LOCAL saying, said by LOCAL people. Shrug! P.S. Message to FEB and his sub who is pushing the BeeGees and Staying Alive BS. What are the initials of the man above ? ? ? FFS See title above?

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Section Five Order Incoming

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Oh. Bollocks. Me & my big mouth. Just had a conversation with the local parcel delivery guy. When he told me that a local farmer had just charted THREE planes to bring in Romanian workers to pick his crops….I might’ve lost my mind, especially after he told me to a write a book about all […]

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Nothing. NOTHING Left to LOSE! Yay. Freeeeeedom :o)

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I shouldn’t. But I WILL :o) Last year I was warned that many, Many, MANY would Im-person-ate ME! OMG. Outta the wazzzzzooooooo and in again. And still going round and round the karmic wheel of fortune. Sigh :o( FAF – Highlanders FAF – Shakespeare Lovers FAF – Natural Health Hexperts FAF – November 24th birthdays […]

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Cup of Tea? I Wish! HELP

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Even with Amazon Prime – NEXT DAY DELIVERY – notice on site that they are only dealing with EMERGENCY orders now. Whaaaaat? Emergency here. You promised me Wednesday for my kettle. Fluff off, Mr BZS :o( Dolores told me to write that. God Love Her :o)  

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Shakespeare vs Sir Walter Scott

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OK. I’ve checked. Checked and re-checked. I’ve always thunk that the “What a tangled web” quote came from Sir Walter Scott. But many think that it’s WS.   Shakespeare’s surviving works add up to a staggering 884,647 words and 118,406 lines. … Though commonly attributed to the Bard, Shakespeare never wrote or said “Oh what a tangled web we weave […]

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The “CON-TROLLER” Finally Revealed.

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Oh My Good Night Vienna. I’m devastated. It was Ken Bran ALL along :o( Nooooooooooooooooooooo! But I lurve him. I LURVE HIM Stick a fork in me. I’m done. Schwoon. Or maybe ’tis IAGO.  

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