“Amaze Your Friends.”

RUBBISHRUBBISHRUBBISH – they kept saying to me. “If you don’t see them, don’t hear them. You don’t get contaminated by their RUBBISH.” Yes. Yes. Message received :o( #AllAreBannedForLife. P.S. Get off my back now, mates? ? ?

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Who’d Wanna Be ME?

Yes. Thank YOU, my friend. Fully recovered from the latest Shit-Storm. Can’t you tell? :o) For you. With PLEASURE x

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FELIX DIES

Not bad for a girl who never had a Latin lesson in her Whole Life :o) P.S. I need to have a severe word or many with BFF for programming me to MacWoodFleet :o(

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With Their Noses in the Air

This’ll bring in the HATERS! Whatever! LOL I’ve stayed in L’Hôtel Ritz, Paris…………………… four times now. And I WILL stay there again :o) Side Note : Have I mentioned that I – might – quite – like Robbie’s voice? I’m not sure (?)

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Just on the Brink of…

…putting together a hugely important un-never-before-together-put-historical-link AND I get into a conversation about music. How it turned from a major Trance Festival in Belgium to Barry Manilow to Only Fools and Horses is a Very Long Story. An hour later – I remember the song that Del Boy was singing. Gawd, I’m slow today :o( […]

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London : Real

I have only had one mentor in my entire life. She was a beautiful American woman….who took the piss outta me something chronic! But she’d always qualify with – I’ve done that/Did that way before you were born/Did that too many times/LOL. Like the time I was stunned when she recommended one her MENTORS to […]

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Four Mad Women WILL Go to Paris

No matter WHAT! Wiki : 2010 eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull Wiki : Computer says NO! We were already in a hotel right beside Heathrow (because of an early morning flight) when this happened and we woke up to the news. What? But? It took about 5 hours to organise everything. No plane? We can drive. We […]

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A Mid 19th Century Welcome

This is a page from The Romany Rye where George Borrow describes his arrival in town for the Annual Horse Fair. I wonder which inn he is talking about. Most of them are still here. If it was The New Inn – that would be funny. It’s owned by the parents of The Almaboobies now […]

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The Haunting : 1st Dave. Now Laura

Laura is the name of BFF’s cousin. I’ve spoken about the time we stayed in her house in London. She’s the restaurateur married to the actor. And in a strange AS STRANGE twist of truth….the home that BFF and I stayed in aged 17, when/where I first drank Earl Grey Tea, was Laura’s Mum’s home. […]

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Highgate Cemetery

Or Hi-Git if you’re in the know. A place that I WANT to visit. NOW! Those Victorian Tombs/Monuments/Gravestones are a whole study in and of themselves. WhereTFluff did they come from? I was watching the video below about Highgate….and it reminded me of one of the MOST famous graves there!!!!! Which reminded me of the […]

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