North. South. East. West.

I’m confused here and need help (?) A while back I posted a post and put in there…N.S.E.W. This is how I was brought up to recite the points of the compass. And then I had a mad thought (again!) I’m not a Catholic and have never done the Sign of the Cross as an […]

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COMIC RELIEF

I am NOT and NEVER will be any THING’S Comic Relief. LOL at ME all you want. Diss…respect…miss…turb…troy (?)…comboblulate…. I am Lauren and her English Teacher. BOTH, together. At the same time. Read between the lines of Shakespeare and you will find a very articulate Scottish/Gobby /STFU Londoner with a HUGE attitude problem that WILL […]

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Sandi Toxic

Deepest apologies. Sandi Toksvig, fellow Scandinavian :o( But – and y’all – I do gossip sometimes so……. It is rumoured that Alan Davies got in a big girly huff when Stephen Fry left QI and did not want to work with Danish/English writer/comedienne Sandi Toksvig. Or so they say (?) Anyways. They seem to have […]

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Punch &Judy : Covent Garden

I’ve been to this bar a few times in the past but ONLY ONCE did I make it onto the balcony (with sharp elbows and a polite sorry or several) to watch the street performers in the square below. Oooooh. Where to go with this one, GB? Punch and Judy or Jugglers? Both of which […]

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Pizza Bean

Guess what we are having for tea tonight? Pee-u-eeee. That garlic flatbread is very…..urm…..garlicky!

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Are You Being Served?

I’ve just been reminded by s-i-l that when we stayed at the Savoy Hotel together, we walked from the Strand to somewhere (Covent Garden?) via a back street and just happened to meet Mr John Inman. We both smiled and said, “Hello, Mr Inman.” He was so sweet and friendly and humble. The video below […]

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Sweeney Todd

Sometimes. OK. Quite often. I truly despair of where my brain takes me. This morning it was to Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber. A quick wiki search brought up the fact that this story was first published in the Penney Dreadfuls that I’d talked of recently. I had no idea about that fact!!!! I was […]

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The CAUSE of My Recent Fatal Injury

OK. Not this vid exactly. I have all episodes on DVD and was watching the one with the escaped prisoner/train toilet door/lost on the Moooooors/local pig farmers/Louis’ death by shotgun. I laughed so hard that the knife slipped and I lost several pints of blood. Mayhaps….. I’ve exaggerated a tiny bit there (?)

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Dead Man’s Folly

Anyone who knows their Agatha Christie, KNOWS this book. The David Suchet episode was actually filmed at Greenway, Agatha’s home in Devon. Synopsis : Ariadne Oliver, Writer of Crime Fiction, has been invited to write, plan, execute a Murder Mystery Hunt at Nasse House, ancestral home of the Folliat family. Not to give the plot […]

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Goosebumps/pimples vs SkinCrawl

(UK also goose pimples) small raised areas that appear on the skin because of cold, fear, or excitement Goosebumps can be good or not so good, depending. For some (!) they are a Sign from Above. But then again – they are also a sign of pure evil in your energy. I know the difference. When […]

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HOUSE

All y’all Americans probably know him best as DR. James Wilson from House. Never watched. Never will I know him BEST as….George/Georgina

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