Southern Nancy

Thank you :o) The F1RST LOL of the day. Our two local chippies are closed because of……..yawn! But this sketch reminded me that I’ve spent far too long living “Down South with the Nancies.” I don’t do fish. Or mushy peas. Although that’s my youngest son’s fave tea. Freaking weirdo!!!! The Traditional Scot’s Fish Supper! […]

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Lily Savage

And duh. Yes. I know. His name is Paul O’Grady. But before he was Paul and got a load of Prime Time TV shows, he was Lily. A Savage Scouser with a gob that resembled the loosest of cannons. I guess he had to tone down his motor mouth to get RICH AS…..? Shame :o( […]

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ALLES HALE “UAV”

Oh My Giddy Aaaahnt. I’ve never EVER been one to look a Gift Horse in the mouth. TY :o) Why did vax, flouride, wifi et alles NOT destroy My pineal gland? No ideer. So many q’s. So little time!

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Death of a BORE

OMG. I crack myself up sometimes :o) NO WORD OF A LIE… …I was listening to this audio book last night. For about the 20th time! Not bored to death but murder most foul . . . Celebrated author John Heppel is known in Lochdubh as a self-important bore, prone to belittling the scribblings of […]

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The WEAKEST Link

Check out Anne Robinson. She is a HUGE fan of M.C. Beaton | Agatha Raisin SHE has red hair. I DARE y’all to ask HER if she is Rhesus Satanic NEGATIVE whatever BS. She’d eat y’all alive :o)

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Mandarin

Oh. Sorry. Not that kind of mandarin. Silly me. Tut! I went to school with a girl (well, she was in the year above and more friends with my BFF than me, but…) who left QEGS for uni to learn how to speak Mandarin. Impressed? Me? Dang right. We were still struggling with English, French […]

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Ever Decreasing Circles

RB could do Shakespeare. The Good Life. Ever Decreasing…..and much more in between. BTW – if y’all recognise the lady that plays Ann, Martin’s wife. It’s Penelope Wilton aka Shaun of the Dead’s Mum :o) P.S. We love Howard and Hilda Hughes ! P.P.S. Watch The Psychiatrist Episode ?

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New Tool : #Brained !

For the last month I have been told NOT to buy a bow saw! Whatev’s. Why? Sharp. Dangerous. DON’T! Me being….ME….bought a folding one this morning. OMG! Sharp? Even my girly arms can cope! I’ve been bow sawing low branches today like a complete maniac. Maybe one big branch fell on my head. But don’t […]

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