Category: Funny
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OK, y’all. If that – above – appeared in your inbox, how would you react? 1st reaction here – Freak out. 2nd reaction here – Aaaah. What is this? 3rd reaction here – Investigate. Guess what I found??? Greta Brookes : 28th August 2019 Stupid girl. SMH! Like I say in the post […]
Read MoreWMD
In my World this is Wagon of Massive Disgust. Which’ll be my new/old car. “But it’s PURPLE. How Very Dare You?” Yaddyada. We car and me survived the snowy downhill/uphill journey but not the “flood” in town. An hour and 10 mins to do something that usually takes 20 mins. WTF? So. Caught in the […]
Read MoreChris vs Bob
Another rewind etc. In the 6th form common room there was a mad, music fight. I championed Chris de Burgh. Jim was a Bob Dylan man. Go figure! P.S. Ooooooooooh! Not the og lyrics :o) Anyone from Jo’burg?
Read MoreSimpson V I R U S
My eldest son had a sneezing fit in the car this morning. I said the C word (NO. Not THAT one!!!!) And he said something about the Simpsons episode. Japan and flu. We both had a good laugh remembering :o)
Read MoreRotten Borough
I missed a BB link :o( I’m a missing link? Anyhoo. Found it. Watched it. Govern – ment(als). My cray, cray brain immediately thought of the Rotten Borough Election Results. Go figure!
Read MoreSherpa vs Waffles
Ibuprofen are the only MS painkillers that Work for me. Taken two. Urmmmmm! No worky, worky. Nose and head still hurt. Lots :o( But I’ve forgiven puppy. Not His Fault. Bloody dogs!
Read MoreLeek and Potato and Ham Soup – But NOT As We Know It.
Ach. I was a bit heavy handed with the Sea Salt. But G00gle saved me. Squeeze some lemon juice in…. OK…… Your will is my command. Mmmmn! Better but…but…but… Oh, crap. I’ll just counteract the salt with Soda Bread and a Beer. Bad Girl :o(
Read MoreDog Vs Mini Horses
BTW – What the Fluff is #1POS doing back here? Has IT got NO SHAME? Are there NO Lengths that IT will not go to? Amest I Bovver-ed? Nah. Imitation is the best form of Flat – tery ? Meanwhile. Back with a weirdo and a talking dog :o)
Read MoreDeal or No Deal
Another shitty day in Paradise. Heyho. So I’m watching Nan trash Noel. Funny girl :o)
Read MoreHow To Trigger a Tool in 1 Easy Lesson
Tell the TRUTH. LMFAO :o) I did that this morning in a live chat and was told in a very unladylike fashion to Fuck Off then. So I did. Being very obedient to FAKE Controllers!!! NOT I went into town, to a secondhand bookshop and found the book above for a couple of quid. Nice. […]
Read MoreAbba – Money, Money, Money
Last time I posted Agnetha’s song Disillusion – I got TROLLED big time. And I KNOW by whom :o) But I gave y’all an Agnetha and NOW I raise you a Frida (Lebensborn) Do NOT out Abba me FAFkers :o)
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