Simon’s Cat

I’m very fond of Simon’s Cat Cartoons. We have had six cats. Meggie. Charlie. DeeDee, Blue, Basil, Meggie2. ALL of them rescued. Meggie2 died earlier this year and we have been DESPERATE to rescue another cat or several. BUT – since the stupid started, all RSPCA, Cat Rescue, Cat Rehome, Cat for Sale, “Puhlease take […]

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Eight Priests

I’ve raised a Comic Monster! Eldest son and his father were in the Marks & Sparks Lingerie Department the other day (Xmas Pressie for me???) and said son shouted out just two words… …EIGHT PRIESTS! Someone almost collapsed laughing. My bad for raising the boy like that :o( Another Christmas Special that we watch every […]

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OLIVER!

My little car (Oliver) is about 15 years old and basic as a car can be. Hand wind windows and a totally useless condensation remover/de-icer thingybob. NO DASH-CAM! Bought for £600 at the beginning of the year. I’ve talked about him before! Last week he was in Desperate Need of two new rear tyres so […]

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Christmas Episodes

At this time of year we always crack open the DVD Christmas Episodes. Porridge was on earlier. Probs my #2 This one is #4 And it’s on yt. Woohoo. Love The Detectives :o)

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A Lesson in Doric :o)

It takes a wuhee wuhiel for me to tune my ear but…I used to sound like this :o) BTW – Why is ancient Greek Architecture named the same as a Scottish Dialect? ? ? I know someone on yt who can answer that Q for U. She’s Scottish too (or so she says!)

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Noel Gallagher Might Be My Twin

Not my words. Alex said it. But – Don’t Look Back in Anger to several of my previous posts about Oasis and NOEL (I called him the Soul Poet of the fam…I thinkydink) in particular. Can’t be bovvered to link them right now :o)

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Bottom + Ferris Wheel. Skirt. Bollocks!

I’ve NO control. I’m drugged up to the eyeballs on painkillers. Sleep Deprived. OK. The quote here about going back to Blighty. I have NO IDEA what it’s from but all I’m seeing is ICE COLD IN ALEX. A classic film. John Mills. Sylvia Syms. The last scene when they get through Africa and reach […]

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Two Scousers & One Cockney Sparrow

Neither Cil nor Babs are with us anymore but their vibe lives on. Oh and Lily Savage (and her/his Dangerous adlibs) has been put back in closet. Shame :o( I needed a laugh. Today of all days. Thank YOU :o) P.S. Look at Cilla’s legs….Whoa…Fabby!

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RATS & BASTARDS

OK. This one made every one in the house LOL! A couple of days ago I moved faster than I have moved in decades. WHY? Well. Long story as short as possible (?) I HATE rats. The ceilings of our home are about 14 feet high. And – beneath our feet are other spaces about […]

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Jonathan Creek Watches QI and Hates It

There is a word for this kind of thing but it escapes me. It means a joke within a joke with a QI. And a Danse Macabre. As you may know – I’m a #fan of both JC and the actor/comedian AD. This scene cracks me up every time :o) Anyway – guess what I’ll […]

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Has SHE Got Hairy Teeth?

LOL : Where else would you hear that question? I have GOT to STOP watching (re-watching) Kim and Aggie They make me feel Less Than Adequate. Although…apart from the cobwebs and a bit of dust chez moi…they’d not be too disappointed with my home. Maybe? Hopefully :o)

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3 BLIND Mice vs 3 FUNNY Mice

NO COMPETITION. The Funnies win every single time. Especially when FEB is your GO-TO source for ancient documents. Which he (feb) just searches the internet for and presents as #truth. Really? Correct me if I AM wrong but…you trust someone who TRUSTS the internet (which is updated and fluffed up daily) over REAL documents or […]

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