Eight Priests

I’ve raised a Comic Monster! Eldest son and his father were in the Marks & Sparks Lingerie Department the other day (Xmas Pressie for me???) and said son shouted out just two words… …EIGHT PRIESTS! Someone almost collapsed laughing. My bad for raising the boy like that :o( Another Christmas Special that we watch every […]

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He Is ON FIRE Today :o)

I’m thnking that certain members of the fam, who live south west of us in another of our 4 countries, believe that they can catch the whatever via the telephone. They didn’t want to talk to me yesterday. OK. Now – which of these makes NEW LAWS even one ounce of sense to YOU? Because […]

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999 = Bats in the Belfry

In the UK that is the EMERGENCY number that we ring in an emergency. D’uh! 9+9+9=27=9 1+5+3=9 1+2+2+4=9 I need to call 999 and get put away somewhere safe and quiet and secluded. Like a MADHOUSE! P.S. We live behind the village church and regularly get BATS from the Belfry in the house. OMG – […]

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P45

In the UK, the P45 has been a Very Important Piece of paper for many decades. (in the UK and the Republic of Ireland) a certificate given to an employee at the end of a period of employment, providing details of their tax code, gross pay, and the tax paid for that year, to be […]

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Let’s Play Doctors and Nurses!

My recent trip to the local Urgent Treatment Unit aka A&E aka Accident and Emergency which, Once Upon a Time, you could turn up to when in dire need of help but now you have to get to via a phone number 111 and book an appointment and you may get seen within 24 hours, […]

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M’Naghten Rules

Sorry. Not Sorry. I’ve always been more Real Crime than Disney Vault. Brought up with it. Trained in it. LIVE it. D’y’all know the M’Naghten Rules? Well. They changed the face of the British Legal System and beyond. Can I plead INSANITY, m’lud?

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AHA! I Get The Point : It’s all POINTLESS

As in nothing said, nothing done, nothing typed, nothing cooked. Alles #pointless Someone is on Emergency Rescue AGAIN!!!!!!! Another Shit Day in Guest House Paradiso :o) P.S. I laughed so much at the scene in the image above that I nearly had an ooops Tena Moment :o)

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Artemisia/Charles I Stuart and a Hidden History Mystery

OK. I’m http://www.confused.com! We get the image above which is NOWHERE in my original source “key” to unlocking art but somewhere, somehow, something happened. Description of image above (which – so far – I’ve FAILED to track down to the “original/primary” source.) Face mask vibe? Oh and BTW – we are in the 17th century […]

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I NEED Help : Please!

I made a comment on yt yesterday – the first in many weeks and within an hour I’d been bombed by an anonymous person. OK. Y’all know my story of how I’ve been stalked for well over a year now by a woman who has stolen my work, my history, my family, my friends, my […]

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The Mag Nif Icent 2

Hurty brain :o( I’ve gone from Cyrus the Great to Charlie Chaplin. Oliver Cromwell to Shaun of the Dead. Darius I to the Florentine Cinquecento today. Time for a break and a giggle to release the little grey cells from overworking :o) Oh. From 1960’s BBC Comedy to 19th century Mexico ? ? ? Sheesh!

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MY Hope…

…And Prayer was for Agonising August to turn into Splendido September Parp! Day 1 has produced the same old BS. Sigh :o( Hotel Splendido, anyone? Eddie Elizabeth Hitler has morphed into Edwina. But she’s got her anatomy a bit backwards? In the UK we say “Arse about Face!” LOLtimesLOL :o) P.S. Our fave scene is […]

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