POKEYMAN ?

I’m NOT making this up! Pokeyman is what @VenusRose always called @UAP. That’ll be the level of their one shared brain cell then ? Afternoon Delight? Disney Vault? What a crock of sex-obsessed crooks. STD anyone? LMFAO :o) HGS Video

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JC

TY, HGS. Is THIS why JC (aka MOTORMOUTH) got sacked from the Beeb? ? ?

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The Scold’s Bridle

I wonder if I should keep these diaries under lock and key. Jenny Spede has disturbed them again . . . What does she make, I wonder, of an old woman, deformed by arthritis, stripping naked for a young man? The pills worry me more. Ten is such a round number to be missing . […]

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Rainwater

OK. I GET it. But the only time I’ve drunk/drank/drinked rainwater is when I’ve been out in the pouring rain and opened my gob (?Rewind!) But I DO KNOW from 1st hand experience that it’s the best water to wash your hair with. As a youngster, living with Nan and Grandad we’d do the hairwash […]

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Johnny English

OK. I surrender. This has just Freaked ME out too much. One song. One film. One HGS. One FAF World Disaster. Mr Bean. Neighbours in Oz. DNR me. To FAR Gone. No hope…………………………………… beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep :o( I used to know an Irish girl called Grainne. AKA – ‘Grah-nya’.

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Wassup, Mum?

My son asked me this about an hour ago. You look so sad, said he. Ooops. I’ve just cracked a smile. TY, HGS :o)

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How Did This Show Up Today ?

HGS – OMG. SMH. WTF? OK. Power of Speech returned. HOW did I miss this one, Howard? Alicante Airport. Yup. Been there. Benidorm. Yup. Been there. But EDINBURGH? ? ? Half an hour away from MY Dad’s birthplace. I love Edinburgh. So many happy memories :o)

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