“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
Despite popular opinion, I was NOT alive during WW2!!! My grandparents were though and Nan taught me how to darn …socks mainly but many other things too. I feel like I am living HER life – today. MY clothes are full of holes now. And I REFUSE to use men’s y-fronts to patch the hole […]
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Along with another self-quote that got me LAUGHED at, Totally Humiliated in Public and #BANNED – “Catch ME If You Can. That’s a Challenge :o)” Oooh! Karma NEVER loses an address, folks :o) You get what you give. Sigh. Not MY RULES. Being DIFFERENT is NOT a Crime (?!)
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Apparently (according to TV adverts) women of a “certain age” will piss themselves several times a day! ESPECIALLY women who have had children. Tighten them pelvic floor muscles, gals. Via exercise or surgery or…? #Programmed? I need 24 Tena Lady pads piled in my BIG KNICKERS – STAT! I laughed. Oh. How Very Dare I? […]
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OMG. Not so long ago on a friend’s yt channel I was called a TROLL. When I replied to Conspiracy Catz telling him that he’d just called ME a TROLL he replied back to me saying…YES, I called you a TROLL! OK. For 2 years now I’ve been Trolled out of the wazoo. HERE and […]
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Leave Laurence Fox alone. Leave AB (the good one not the spitting viper one!) LEAVE ME ALONE…F’in TROLLS and WANNABES and KNOW-IT-ALLS and REPUTATION DESTROYERS and LIARS and THIEVES and…U know who U R’s :o) Go. Away.
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At this moment in time we are re-discovering what has always been known. Take out the “thousands of years” and “prehistoric” from the paper above and we have a clear, straight road or several to explore. Roads which, in my humble opinion, had very little to do with the Roman Occupation of Britain!
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OhMyGiddyAunt. This is a F1RST for me. I am Christmas ORGANISED. How did that happen? I wasn’t even trying. All the frozen is defrosted. All the lukewarm is now cold. The sausage rolls are on standby. The pork is in the bottom aga for the next 6 or 7 hours. And… The wood burner has […]
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I’ve raised a Comic Monster! Eldest son and his father were in the Marks & Sparks Lingerie Department the other day (Xmas Pressie for me???) and said son shouted out just two words… …EIGHT PRIESTS! Someone almost collapsed laughing. My bad for raising the boy like that :o( Another Christmas Special that we watch every […]
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You gotta love a lover of OXYMORONS. Shakespeare KNEW how to use them to good effect. So does something else. Kudos/Praise and Honour to An (just the one?) Eye Can See :o) That’ll be the right eye on your left, yes? Moron?
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Since my birthday (2 days off a month ago) I have had 5 views. Zero likes. Zero comments. Since yesterday someone has had 4.8k views. 526 likes and 207 comments. Guess what – I AM THE LOSER! Always have been. NEVER will be again. KMA as you wave me goodbye. This is THE END of […]
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What about….erm….THE Hound of the Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle? So. We have Dartmoor that famous wide and dangerous ground full of natural traps for the unwary. Grimpen Mire? Then we get an Entitled Narcissistic BASTARD who thinks nothing is wrong with using his “sister” to help him Get The Money. Throw in a […]
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I have to admit to NOT being a fan of Gordon Ramsay until… About 3 years ago I was repainting our kitchen and the TV was left playing in the background by someone else. As I took a break, after being up on the step ladder for far too long and feeling faintly fizzy, I […]
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