Humber Pig

I totes understand why y’all HATE me :o) Humber Pig Been there. Done that Vibe. Londonderry. L’ill Ol’ Me, 2 male RMP, lots of RUC, some D&D for fire-power! It was the wifey whose home we bashed into at 3am who scared me most :o( But then…she was far less vocal than I’d’ve been in […]

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Feeling Slightly Foolish!

I’ve just spent several hours piecing together bits and pieces that I could find from a book referenced everywhere. Suddenly – I come across a picture of the cover of said book and Cuss Loudly. That looks familiar. I rush to my shelves and sure enough, the bloody thing is sat sitting there!!! Oh. I […]

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Go To Bed With Benedict Cucumberpatch

Worse things to do in life, what? Don’t be vile and filthy gutterminds, puhlease. A voice on my ipad in my bed with TWO hot water bottles and a thin duvet, a THICK duvet, a quilted bedcover and my winter dressing gown on top! I’m in heaven :o) I’ve done all the above several times. […]

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Stay PUFT

No Apologies. This is the image that I get when I see, hear, read, FEEL certain peeps on whytoob! Over-Inflated EGO and made of Marshmallow. Just my TRUE observations! Kill Me or whatever. Bovvered? Nah I love this film. Especially the secretary. F1RST :o) PUFT Up Thang LAST!

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O What a Beautiful Morning

OK. I might’ve been woken up at stupid o’clock and decided to go into town at 7:30am, in the pouring rain, to get supplies but… The wood burner is lit. Sunday Lunch prepared and cooking. And we’ve had a laugh a minute here :o) Just one Dark Cloud. I accused the dog of hiding his […]

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GB : 23rd of November 2019

Hey. I’m a Sag. Zero Patience for FAF Fools. M’eh. Lyrics below about twisted laurels and heartless ? ? ? you must know someone like himwho was tall and strong and leanwith a body like a greyhoundand a mind so sharp and keenbut his heart, just like a laurelgrew twisted round itselftill almost everything he […]

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I Have Russian DNA

And solid proof that one of MY ancestors died in Tallinn, Estonia. Yeh. I KNOW that this source is #fckd but I have many, many other sources to back this up !!!!!!!!! I do not know Ranty. Never watched a single video of his but this one just showed up. NO IDEER why. FE has […]

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The Seven Mile Straight

This road is not far from here. I’ve driven it many times. Why is it so famous hereabouts? Well. Because – hereabouts – most of our roads are dangerously wiggly windy. That’s why we get the Mad/Crazy MotorbikeCyclists everywhere whenever the sun comes out! This is MY local Roman Road. All 7 miles of it […]

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Triggered : ?

This song triggered a MUD FLOOD of TOXIC shit that has rained down on me from that day to this – 11:11:2020 M’eh. Whatev’s Suck it up. Get What You Give Vibe :o) P.S. I STILL stand by, and will NEVER change, my F1RST 2018 impression. TRIGGERED? MUCH? Music will bind us forever.

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Vaux-le-Vicomte

Vaux-le-Vicomte There is a phrase that I do NOT like – “Mandela Effect.” It’s beyond stupid but there is definitely a systematic scrubbing of history going on in “internet-land” Right NOW! Things that I knew that I knew but are no longer available online include the chateau above and the book below. Sometime late in […]

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Chains & Cords

Cutting Cords starts when we are born. We are physically cut from our mother. The cord that has fed us for 9 months is severed. It shrivels, bloodless and lifeless. And is thrown in the bin like rubbish. There are other ways to cut cords. Ways that I learned a very long time ago. We […]

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