Lazarus

Was Lazarus a Revenant/Zombie? Or were we given a story about a blind/sleepy/man who had his eyes opened by someone? Y’all can DISRESPECT every single singer/songwriter that y’all want to suit YOUR agenda. But TRUE CREATIVES tap into something beyond this realm and write/sing/paint it. WATCH THIS VIDEO? SEE THE BANDAGES AND BUTTON EYES? FFS, […]

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Come on MY Journey?

A bunch of ne’re-do-wells got a break from working (sometimes) 20 hours a day in a dangerous environment. We all piled on a bus that took us from Londonderry to Larne. On a ferry from Larne to Stranraer. (Barf?) Back on a bus from Stranraer to Stirling – where the Lowlands meet the Highlands. A […]

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Mag To Grid : Get Rid

There are Very few things in my life where I’ve come F1RST. A hop and a skip out of my teens I came top in Map Reading in my Army Training. A hop and three skips later – I was orienteering in the Highlands of Scotland. Didn’t come F1RST then. Bloody Highland midges. Unofficial tip […]

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UNINVITED

The ONLY way a Psychic VAMPIRE can access your carotid is if you INVITE them across the threshold. Ahem! Don’t remember inviting Y’ALL into MY home to suck MY blood and life and work and soul. Like anyone would beI am flattered by your fascination with me…..(And MY home recipes)Like any hot blooded womanI have […]

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Louis Jourdan

I started “earning my living” when I was 11 years old. I had a Sunday paper round in town and also began babysitting. For some weird reason – even at aged 11 – friends and neighbours trusted me to babysit their new born children! One night, whilst babysitting, I was stupid enough to watch this […]

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OUBLIER : To FORGET

Wow. I can still conjugate my French verbs? Who’d’ve thunk? Truth be told – I’ve just cheated. LOL :o) Oubliette is…a secret dungeon with access only through a trapdoor in its ceiling. Just imagine it. Get a good mental picture of what it would be like inside this Medieval Torture Chamber – Out of Sight/Out […]

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Dirty : Part Deux

What I like about these programmes is not so much the content but the way it is presented. Each episode is like an old-fashion Murder Mystery book. With sub-plots, red herrings, the good, foreshadowing, plots, true lies, the bad, mis-direction, counter-plots, the f-ugly, subtle clues etc etc. :o)

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Proverbs

I had zero knowledge of this man and what he had been led to do by his mistress before Dave mentioned him in one of his videos. So I looked up the name and researched. OK! #SheISaDevilWoman? Macro/Micro V ibe A LIAR is A LIAR is ABVery EVIL Liar. And a Fool is a FOOL […]

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ClairAudient

For several days now I’ve been hearing (inside my crazy, stalker, troll, need to study more) head, just five words. WHY WON’T THE BITCH DIE? Wow. IT IS loud and incessant and…#scared? Thank You sooooo very much to all MY yt HATERS. Y’all made me Stronger than EVER. Tar Tar :o)

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AHA! I Get The Point : It’s all POINTLESS

As in nothing said, nothing done, nothing typed, nothing cooked. Alles #pointless Someone is on Emergency Rescue AGAIN!!!!!!! Another Shit Day in Guest House Paradiso :o) P.S. I laughed so much at the scene in the image above that I nearly had an ooops Tena Moment :o)

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