The Name is Bond. Basildon Bond.

And, yes, I’m lined. That ALWAYS cracks me up :o) Taking a break from researching the next GB monograph. So – to stop the incoming migraine – I’ve been re -watching Russ Abbot. Shooting Bananas. I NEED this on a DVD box-set RIGHT NOW. In the meantime, I’ve just got clips on yt!  

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Iris of the Rainbow

Wiki : Iris   The Greek goddess Iris is…Goddess of the Rainbow, Fertility, Colours, the Sea, Heraldry, the Sky, Truth, and Oaths. About a thousand years ago I asked a simple question in one of the very first live chats I’d ever commented in. It was – “What is a rainbow?”   OhMY! What a […]

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Reverse. Reverse.

If y’all have not watched Father Ted, may I humbly suggest that you do. ALL episodes? I can mis-quote almost EVERY single line. Reverse. Reverse. I went too far, too soon. I hear your a racist now, Father. Don’t call me Len, you little prick.   Sorry. Got side tracked on Craggy Island :o( TY, […]

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I Deny Everything

I’ve NEVER watched the X-Files. NEVER listened to and loved Simple Minds. NEVER said a single thing out of turn! Denial is easy :o)  

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Trust YOUR Gut

From the youngest age, MY Dad Showed, Never TOLD me this. Trust your gut/solar plexus. Dad and I rarely talked. Didn’t need to. We are Highland. His Mum, Lily, and I rarely talked. Didn’t need to. Ditto. Deny your ancestors as much as you want. Mine told me to share this video. Some people can […]

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SONSIE

Let’s start with Dictionary of the Scots Language.   Dictionar o the Scots Leid   Or go with the Scots Vernacular. When a Scottish man calls a Woman Sonsie – It’s a HUGE compliment :o)    

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Russ Abbot | Funny Man :o)

Basildon Bond and Miss Funny Fanny     Or See You Jimmy MacJimmy Or CooperMan and BlunderWoman Take your pick!  

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SO Pricking Bored with Pricks!

It is over 30 years since I had my last vaccine. Didn’t want it then, but I’d stupidly signed on. To. Her Majesty. FORCES :o( Last time I had the FLU, I was pregnant with child #2. I created merry mayhem when a doctor gave me a prescription for antibiotics. Sigh. If just one more […]

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Cards on the Table – Agatha Christie

In the UK Trump means Bottom Burp !   Trump : Verb. To break wind from the anus, to ‘fart’. E.g.”There’s a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?” Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a ‘fart’. Maybe this is why I’ve NEVER learned to […]

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SATNAV vs NATional SAViour?

I don’t EVER use SAVNAV. I aced map reading in HM Forces Training (!) I am a pretty hooman good, but not entirely perfect, navigator? That’ll be 3 times I’ve MeNav drivers round the Paris Périphérique using my 17th C French history research on les Portes de Paris (?) Sat Nav Fails Storm Ali Scotland […]

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Death on the Nile 2020

DEVASTATED :o( Not even Ken Bran and Jen Saunders can save this for me. RUSSELL BRAND???? A despicable excuse for a …….STFU, GB ! P.S. That’ll be EVERY single thing that I have treasured my whole life totally corrupted by money/fame/fortune. Ken & Jen – WHY?

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