The Name is Bond. Basildon Bond.

And, yes, I’m lined. That ALWAYS cracks me up :o) Taking a break from researching the next GB monograph. So – to stop the incoming migraine – I’ve been re -watching Russ Abbot. Shooting Bananas. I NEED this on a DVD box-set RIGHT NOW. In the meantime, I’ve just got clips on yt!  

Read More

I Deny Everything

I’ve NEVER watched the X-Files. NEVER listened to and loved Simple Minds. NEVER said a single thing out of turn! Denial is easy :o)  

Read More

Russ Abbot | Funny Man :o)

Basildon Bond and Miss Funny Fanny     Or See You Jimmy MacJimmy Or CooperMan and BlunderWoman Take your pick!  

Read More

Cards on the Table – Agatha Christie

In the UK Trump means Bottom Burp !   Trump : Verb. To break wind from the anus, to ‘fart’. E.g.”There’s a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?” Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a ‘fart’. Maybe this is why I’ve NEVER learned to […]

Read More

SATNAV vs NATional SAViour?

I don’t EVER use SAVNAV. I aced map reading in HM Forces Training (!) I am a pretty hooman good, but not entirely perfect, navigator? That’ll be 3 times I’ve MeNav drivers round the Paris Périphérique using my 17th C French history research on les Portes de Paris (?) Sat Nav Fails Storm Ali Scotland […]

Read More

King Lear | Nothing WILL Come From NOTHING

A quote for every single situation is contained in the Bard’s Plays. I’ve been to Stratford a few times. Got told off in WS’s “house” for walking down an up staircase by the “guide.” WHAT?  Story of my life :o( Anyhoos. Nothing Will Come From Nothing has sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many meanings. Big Bang, anyone? True images […]

Read More

Napper Wainwright/Food Fight/Lockdown/Porridge

Get this BOXSET…NOW! Oh. Was that an order? Sorry. My bad ;o( Please. Watch the DIVINE Ronnie Barker (Norman Stanley Fletcher) in his BEST comedy role ever. P.S. One of the writers of this wonderful BBC (way back when BBC did REAL comedy) show went on to team up with Ian McShane to write the […]

Read More

Under Pressure ?

Oh My Giddy Fizzy Aunt! For those with eyes to see, there are 2 sides to predictive programming (hate that phrase) The Dark side. The Light Side. I really do NOT care what Y’ALL think but Freddie and Dave and the rest of Queen wrote these lyrics a zillion years ago. We were WARNED. We […]

Read More

3rd April 2020

Told yousies allsies times about a gazillion timesies :o)   Dirty Harriet prefers a Sig Sauer but…m’eh  

Read More

Alive&Kicking – GB Mind Change :o)

I’ve decided NOT to retire from BS investigating. Why? Because MY Simple Mind is STILL Alive&Kicking. Yay :o)   I LOVE and Fully ACKNOWLEDGE MY ANCESTORS. Take That, yt!     Cheat. Lie. Steal. Grabble. Make up Crooked Disney Tales. I DON’T care. I KNOW who I am. WHERE I came from. And WHAT I’m […]

Read More