“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
Step 1 : Blackmail and threaten an already successful whytoob channel creator. Step 2 : DEMAND that the channel above makes her a TOOL/INFLUENCER everywhere with whatever name she goes by that minute. Step 3 : Pretend to be someone you are not. Step 4 : Buy Prada sunglasses, sit back and relax as you […]
Let’s go back to the beginning? HE SAID : SHE SAID : I, I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me, I’m so gladHow can a person like me care for you?I, why do I bother, when you’re not the one for me?Oo-hoo-hoo-oo-ooIs enough enough? I saw the sign and it opened up […]
I KNEW months ago that this first week of January 2021 would be THE make or break time for me. The Final Frontier. THE END of the END. I asked for a sign and got it. Sadly. Not the sign that I was hoping for. OK. So. Welcome to my 2021. ONCE MORE. SAME AS […]
I’m feeling as giddy as a hormone-laden teenager. 2 hours ago my yt got the above message. All I did was publicly support someone whose work I respect. Conclusion : Either HGS or I have a #SecretAdmirer who desperately wants to be either HGS or I :o) Love ya Mr/Ms HideBehindAFakeName&Computer Wannabe xxx
LOL :o) That took less than 24 hours to make it from here to a yt channel via some FakeName Commenter! 4th January 2012 @ 15:13 – GB wrote this Now we have Star Forts being SPOTTED IN SPACE! You couldn’t make this crap up. No one would believe it.
My in-coming guests are my traveller-in-crime and DB. Dangerous Brian! Brave souls to keep coming back here in the winter to my ffff-freezing house. But – OMGladioli —- we have a laugh. Then another. Then we cry with laughter. Does that mean that we are all natural born comedians? P.S. My last phone convo with […]
I was being optimistic there. 80 seconds is more like it! Anyhoo – You get the guy. Do the jiggly stuff. He falls asleep for the next 20 years. I IRL screamed those words or something like them during labour. NEVER, EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN, YOU BASTARD. He was slightly miffed by that. After […]
Earless Wirephones…….Nope……..Wireless earphones are ME. OMGiddyAunt. I AM HIP! OK, son…Thanks and all that but how do they work? 5 minutes and much eye-rolling and tutting later he tells me to select a song and put said WIRELESS Earphones in. So I did. Thin Lizzy. OK, SON. HOW DO I TURN THE VOLUME DOWN? For […]
OhMyGiddyAunt. This is a F1RST for me. I am Christmas ORGANISED. How did that happen? I wasn’t even trying. All the frozen is defrosted. All the lukewarm is now cold. The sausage rolls are on standby. The pork is in the bottom aga for the next 6 or 7 hours. And… The wood burner has […]
If you are not a Brit, you will have no idea. No Worries. Paul O’Grady (an Irish Scouser Cross Dresser) chose his…her…STAGE name for good reason. Lily is SAVAGE. She takes NO prisoners. Pulls NO punches. Has NO off button. STFU, GB…lol A bit like me :o) Someone is watching me. And HE has been […]
I haven’t had time to go to Prime and watch the whole Treasure Hunt. The clips are keeping me LOL’ing. I once suggested a way to boost attendance at the Annual Village Fete that we used to hold in our garden. All I said was two words : Jeremy Clarkson. To my crazy brain cells […]
OK. This one made every one in the house LOL! A couple of days ago I moved faster than I have moved in decades. WHY? Well. Long story as short as possible (?) I HATE rats. The ceilings of our home are about 14 feet high. And – beneath our feet are other spaces about […]