I Call BS

NEWSFLASH Hot off the Wires to y’all. Shock and Awe. The Dumb, Talkative Housewife KNOWS what a VPN is. Vam – Pire Network? Acronyms R You? D’OH        

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The Moon’s a Balloon

At a really low point in my life, I read this book. Yes. It was witty. Funny.  Never thought it would come back to haunt me on Halloween!   One of the bestselling memoirs of all time, David Niven’s The Moon’s a Balloon is an account of one of the most remarkable lives Hollywood has ever seen. […]

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Rules of Evidence

OK., peeps. I was/am a trained police person. Not a lawyer. A police person. Boots on the ground. In the thick of the crap. I Understand/Live Rules of Evidence.  For MONTHS, I’ve tracked/watched/noted/seen/documented the EVIDENCE. What’s now clear is… …the onus of proof. Not a MOOT point. Argue all you effin’ want. The footprints are there. […]

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Full Access Granted

I really should STOP having so much fun. My Bad. Lady Mary is granted full access.   Wiki : 1725 Hungarian House    12th January 2019 : Elizabeth Bathory   Adore this song :o)    

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Pozz/Puzz/whatevzz

Wiki : Pozzolana Puzzolana mortar (puzolan harcı) was composed of puzzolana85 and lime. It quickly hardened under water. In fact, this material (also called ‘Roman cement’) had long been used widely in underwater construction before the introduction of cement (Aksoy 1982, 73), especially in European hydraulic architecture during the eighteenth century (Merino 1985, 47).

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Monarch of the Glum

I loved the original series. Never saw this until today. P.S. The ICONIC Scottish painting called Monarch of the Glen is Himself, The stag. How any xyx7£$^***8& call kill that beauty is beyond me :o( Anyhoo. French and Saunders doing their silliest silly stuff.  

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Spitting Image

Love, love, LOVED this show. Is Nothing Sacred?

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An American Werewolf in London

I loved this filum.   But whenever we all lose ourselves stranded in a strange place – in desperate need of food and drink – and find a pub……… …….No matter the name of said pub. We STILL call it The Slaughtered Lamb. In joke. Y’all wouldn’t understand (?!)  

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Frankenstein

Ooops. Stupid Gangster fingers. Did I ACTUALLY say that out loud? My bad. I meant Frankincense. My most favourite (amongst 20 odd) aromatherapy essential oil.  My eyes have just gone….(?) Look it up. Prohibitively expensive now. Sadly.   Wiki : Frankincense     

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Feel IT & WEEP ! (?)

I’m done with the warnings. Y’all are reaping etc etc etc I’ve got soooo many BETTER things to do with my time Here On Earth. Be happy, Whatever HAPPY is to you :o)

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