The Cat Crept In…

…And Crept Out Again! I said a hey you guysLook who’s awaitin’ outside.Well she got style you can see it in her feline eyes.When she starts movin’ you sure can tellWhen she starts shakin’ she’s raisin’ hell.I said a hey you guysLook who’s awaitin’ outside.Do you remember how she left that floor last Saturday night.When […]

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New Word of the Day : Catfishing

CATfishing Coming from a family of fishermen, I had NO IDEA what the modern meaning for this word was. But I do now. OMG. Sooooooo Many (Fake) Names….So little Interest :o)

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Wiped From History

I’ve just tried a little experiment on YouTube Not surprised but Truly, Deeply hurt. Not only is my name banned…my isp is banned too. Who has the power to do that? And MORE IMPORTANTLY why has this been done? Something Shur Do Hate Me! Vanity and security Don’t you forget about meI’ll be alone, dancing […]

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Without Laughter life Is Boring

There are many cuss words that I NEVER heard my parentals say in front of us kids. I have a VIVID memory of the F1RST time that I said “Oh. Bloody Hell” in front of my mother. ! Anyways. Fast forward a few decades and I can cuss like a soldier and sailor. But ONLY […]

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2020 : Wales Invades England

OMG. Batten down the hatches. Lock the Doors. Get Prepared, GB. Those crazy Welshies are invading soon! To Do List : CLEAN THE HOUSE! Change all the bed linen. Wash the car (private joke.) Make baked potatoes. Be prepared to watch Netflix. Crank up the Music VIBES. Do NOT even think about SINGING & DANCING!!!! […]

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ANT Music ?

Where did this come from? Oh. That’ll be the creepy crawly ants in my house triggering a memory :o) “Do us all a favour“ P.S. I once (in my sternest Mother voice!) asked my 5 year old son if he had ants in his pants. Quick as a flash he replied : Yeah. And fleas […]

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Hale & Pace : The Drugs Song

Changes…Is that a Bowie song? Whatever. I could do many Hale&Pace clips. Oh. Here we go :o) And here is How To Fight Whilst Social Distancing…..LOL < ~o) #WE R D’UH MANAGEMENT!

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The Man(?) With 2 Brains

AND – A Fork on a Cork. Sorry. A Cawerk on a Fawerk! And he still has No Ideer which Brain is Witch. Or if either are an actual brain or When to Shove a Cork in IT or Who the Fluff Corky the Cat is. In fact – all the above and soooooooo much […]

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle vs Morecambe & Wise

Sherlock has exited stage left. Nothing will come from NOTHING. Dr Watson was/is EVERYMAN. The quintessential nice guy with a good story to tell. Sherlock was/is the ANTI-Hero. No friends. No love interest. Easily bored. And despairing of the yakkity yakkers. And ALWAYS, in the background, lurks MYCROFT. The biggest know-it-all ever born. Then you […]

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MISPRONUNCIATION: Americans React to Ronnie Barker

Back to early this morning and….. A Horse, A House, A kingdom for my Hearse. I’m still laughing out loud at this :o) RonnieBarker = #Genius WOW! I wrote this post over two hours ago and only Now will it upload. I blame the……….?

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RED DWARF

This was/is in my eldest’s Top 5 Comedy series EVER! I watched every episode of the first 3 series too and loved it because it is right up there with the very best of BIZARRE, totally inexplicable Brit humour. I have fond memories of Lister, Rimmer, Kryton, Holly and Cat and their own surreal brand […]

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