STEAMPUNK : Blimp Ride

Wednesday, 5 August 2020, 15:40.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Hell’s Bell’s and Buckets of Fire, peeps. IT has ALWAYS been here. Right in front of your blind and sleepy eyes! Dooooooofus’s’s’s’s Sorry. Moriarty vibe took me over there :o(

The Man(?) With 2 Brains

Monday, 3 August 2020, 16:24.Reading time 1 minute.

AND – A Fork on a Cork. Sorry. A Cawerk on a Fawerk! And he still has No Ideer which Brain is Witch. Or if either are an actual brain or When to Shove a Cork in IT or Who the Fluff Corky the Cat is. In fact – all the above and soooooooo much […]

I’ve Changed POETS Day!

Monday, 3 August 2020, 15:06.Reading time less than 1 minute.

To : Pee Off Early, Tuesday Soon :o) A bit of Percy Bysshe and Vincent Price(less!) LOL :o)

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle vs Morecambe & Wise

Saturday, 1 August 2020, 17:19.Reading time 1 minute.

Sherlock has exited stage left. Nothing will come from NOTHING. Dr Watson was/is EVERYMAN. The quintessential nice guy with a good story to tell. Sherlock was/is the ANTI-Hero. No friends. No love interest. Easily bored. And despairing of the yakkity yakkers. And ALWAYS, in the background, lurks MYCROFT. The biggest know-it-all ever born. Then you […]

Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar with the “Mother.”

Saturday, 1 August 2020, 17:06.Reading time less than 1 minute.

This was recommended to me forever ago by my mentor, Leslie Kenton. I’ve used it in many ways. Even on the dog! I used it today with warm water, coconut oil and mandarin + geranium essential oils to soak my hands and feet. You MUST buy a product with the “Mother.” Research for yourself about […]

MISPRONUNCIATION: Americans React to Ronnie Barker

Friday, 31 July 2020, 16:36.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Back to early this morning and….. A Horse, A House, A kingdom for my Hearse. I’m still laughing out loud at this :o) RonnieBarker = #Genius WOW! I wrote this post over two hours ago and only Now will it upload. I blame the……….?

The Royal Society for Piss Minunciation

Friday, 31 July 2020, 7:09.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I’ve got a funny feeling about today!

Promised You a Miracle

Wednesday, 29 July 2020, 16:46.Reading time 1 minute.

I had no idea that Jim Kerr was 61 years old now. Not that that means anything. He can still sing a GREAT song. I once moved into a new house and unpacked the stereo system and the vinyl albums first. The rest of the unpacking was done to the sound of Simple Minds. Another […]

COMIC RELIEF

Tuesday, 28 July 2020, 18:34.Reading time 1 minute.

I am NOT and NEVER will be any THING’S Comic Relief. LOL at ME all you want. Diss…respect…miss…turb…troy (?)…comboblulate…. I am Lauren and her English Teacher. BOTH, together. At the same time. Read between the lines of Shakespeare and you will find a very articulate Scottish/Gobby /STFU Londoner with a HUGE attitude problem that WILL […]

RED DWARF

Tuesday, 28 July 2020, 14:52.Reading time 1 minute.

This was/is in my eldest’s Top 5 Comedy series EVER! I watched every episode of the first 3 series too and loved it because it is right up there with the very best of BIZARRE, totally inexplicable Brit humour. I have fond memories of Lister, Rimmer, Kryton, Holly and Cat and their own surreal brand […]

LAST Loony Toon of Today

Monday, 27 July 2020, 17:29.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Bagpipe, Drum, Tartan, KILT Vibe :o) Take good care, y’all

Light at the END of MY Tunnel!

Monday, 27 July 2020, 13:20.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Very high on MY List of stuff that I DO NOT need anyone else to help me with is seeing……the LIGHT at etc. I LOVE this pair of silly peeps and this song. Even with AA miming to a backtrack :o)

The Ravens of Dinefwr is the first in a series of novels-in-progress set in the early 12th century. It follows the dispossessed members of the South Wales House of Dinefwr from their origins in Deheubarth to the centre of the known world, Jerusalem. Come and be my fellow Far-Farer. Come travelling and unravelling with me through Wales, Norway, Ireland, England, Scotland, France, Russia, Constantinople, Italy, the Balkans, the Holy Land. Come and Far-Fare through every degree on my 12th century compass.