On The POET Theme : Antonio Vignali

Antonio Bonagiunti Vignali (and Vignali Bonagiunta ), born Pietro Giacomo Antonio, and known by the pseudonym Arsiccio Enthroned ( Siena , 19 November 1500 – Milan , 2 April 1559 ) was a writer and poet Italian of the Renaissance. I have a modern version of his “poem” LA CAZZARIA. Extremely relevant for today :o)

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Stupid Cupid

Agnetha Fältskog’s idol was Connie Francis. Look it up. Another twofer. The blonde with the big tits on perma view ALWAYS wins ? ? ? THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL! I blame my mother for Connie. Mum loved her music and had a great singing voice. I blame her for not passing that voice on […]

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I QUIT!

Stereophonics. I love that voice. Gravelly. Flipping Welshmen. The band are from the Valleys…so I’ve just been told by Himself. COAL MINING country. Just shoot me down in flames, fffffam :o( My Dangerous Brian does the best BEST Valleys Fishwife Accent EVER. And he’s English. RAH…again? AHA – this much bigger challenge than bland and […]

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Astrology : Libra Full Moon

Please excuse my cuss word…ASTROLOGY! For the 33rd (?) time, I am Sagittarius Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising and Venus in Scorpio. Which makes me everyone’s worst nightmare. FACT! By the way. I didn’t begin to learn astrology until a beautiful friend told me my placings when I was in my 20’s. Which means that […]

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STOP THE WORLD : NEWSFLASH

OK. I’m a few days late but I don’t watch live news ! I’m loving the timing of this MAJOR NEW FIND. Can y’all feel the FAKE history panic vibe? P.S. I abseiled down the rock of Gibraltar…twice. Not bad for a girl who is soooo freaking scared of heights that she almost peed herself […]

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The BIGGEST Threat To My Children Is…

ME Time and again I threaten them with this curse : I WILL live until I’m 120 years old. It scares the bejesus outta them :o) Bloody Women :o(

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Richard Head

👺 A menacing, red mask featuring a grotesquely long nose, angry eyes, and bushy eyebrows and mustache. Depicts a tengu, a proud trickster figure in Japanese folklore. May popularly denote evil, anger, cruel or mischievous behavior, and sexual suggestion, due to the phallic appearance of its nose. May also represent supernatural or figurative trolls, goblins, and […]

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When S was F or the other way round ?

In my queft to “prove” a date by “proving” a colour I’m now in 1795 and feverely difconcerted! I can NOT read fomething like thif without remembering dear Alice, live on fongs of Praife, reading from the fixth chapter of the fong of folomon. My bad :o(

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You Can’t Get The Staff

My today started as normal chez moi. From 5:30 to 6:30 (when he got kicked outta the car) it was nit-pickyville. I TURNED nasty when told that our home was falling to pieces and a total disgrace. By 6:30, not only was I laughing, but he was too. I can do DRAMA very well :o) […]

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Dis-Ah-Ster, Dah-Ling

I’m still getting over yesterday’s Disaster :o( We all ADORE homemade Rice Pudding. I love the nutmeg and, for choice, will put blackcurrant jam on it. Everyone else loves strawberry jam. Weirdos. So there was I. Feeling all motherly and kind and caring and cooked a rice pudding. I usually leave it in the Rayburn […]

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Tears of a Sacred Clown

Heyoka is a Native American term for a HARSH and Ruthless person with a big, sharp pin who WILL deflate egos. But – the price they pay is a Happy Smile to hide their grief and pain :o( Pagliacci Now if I appear to be carefreeIt’s only to camouflage my sadnessIn order to shield my […]

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I Was Interrupted By The Phone…

…Ringing. Which I didn’t answer ‘cos yt autoplayed Morten in my earphones. Oh. Distraction Action – TAKE ON ME :o) BTW – Go away you Scandi Singer. I’m plotting my next chapter and the last thing I need is you singing in my hearholes :o( The cheeky good-looking Viking Invader cheek of him!

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