“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
I’ve been in a PALACE or two. Well. THIS one was the Prince’s outbuilding. I actually went round the place and physically counted over 50 gilded chairs and over 50 gilded coffee tables with over 50 SOLID GOLD tissue boxes. I’m a LADY. I was fully clothed and didn’t throw food at anyone. But…..:o) Either […]
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Ooops. One comment. I’ll let the girls talk!
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WRF The image above is a very bad picture of my front room. Shrug. I’m blaming my tools! The focus is the picture straight ahead. A William Russell Flint print that I’ve spent half a day trying to find on the internet. I started collecting his prints when I was in my late 20’s. This […]
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? I just do my own thing. Total Lockdown? Not in my town. Did we all miss something important somewhere? Have I Got News For YOU? This is the BOJONOGO we know :o) Is it POETS Day today? FFS, GB. Get a grip, girl and stop doing illiterate alliterations. You beginning to sound like a […]
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The Eastern Roman Empire is better known to HISTORIANS as the BYZANTINE EMPIRE. Yes? No? And – in MY Humble Opinion – Owen Benjamin is on the most Lucrative GRAVY TRAIN of his life. Spout “Bear” or “Gravy” at Me and I WILL ……! Welcome to THE WORLD’s BESTEST MYSTERY HISTORY HEXPERT. BTW – This […]
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I vividly remember driving this route in a tiny (borrowed, full of MY beloved houseplants) car in a Force 99 gale. A whiles later – We actually drove from Chichester to Southampton, rather than Portsmouth, once for a Saturday FunDay. Never been back :o)
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The end of December just DEPRESSES me :o( If it’s not family/friends planning next year’s REVENGE on what you did or didn’t do to “them” over Christmas – It’s the NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION peeps telling you Exactly what they will start -as soon as they wake up on January the 1st – to improve themselves […]
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It wasn’t big. Or clever. To declare to the men in my life that I have FALLEN IN LOVE with…Gordon Ramsay. Oops. That wasn’t well received :o( Anyways. Kitchen Nightmares is proving a complete revelation in Human Psychology to me. Mr Ramsay is Harsh. Brash. Foul-mouthed. Totally ruthless but…he seems to know what he is […]
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Apparently (according to TV adverts) women of a “certain age” will piss themselves several times a day! ESPECIALLY women who have had children. Tighten them pelvic floor muscles, gals. Via exercise or surgery or…? #Programmed? I need 24 Tena Lady pads piled in my BIG KNICKERS – STAT! I laughed. Oh. How Very Dare I? […]
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I AM GETTING THERE, THANKS. BUT IF YOU GO TO THE LOO AND COME BACK, YOU HAVE TO RE-SYNC THE BUGGERS. THEY’VE STOPPED FALLING OUTTA MY EARS NOW. YES. THANK YOU. I’LL DO IT TOMORROW, LOVE. IT’S IN THE BATHROOM AND THERE IS NO RICE PUDDING! Mother. Please STOP Shouting at us! OOOOPS.
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OhMyGiddyAunt. This is a F1RST for me. I am Christmas ORGANISED. How did that happen? I wasn’t even trying. All the frozen is defrosted. All the lukewarm is now cold. The sausage rolls are on standby. The pork is in the bottom aga for the next 6 or 7 hours. And… The wood burner has […]
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I’ve raised a Comic Monster! Eldest son and his father were in the Marks & Sparks Lingerie Department the other day (Xmas Pressie for me???) and said son shouted out just two words… …EIGHT PRIESTS! Someone almost collapsed laughing. My bad for raising the boy like that :o( Another Christmas Special that we watch every […]
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