TippyTappy Gangster Fingers Gone?

Have I done something VERY WRONG? After so many totally VILE and Spiteful comments, personal insults and moronic answers on one channel, the Spitters have stopped spitting! Why? A day later and not one single word. Oooops. I’m going to give myself a severe slap on the wrist now :o(

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Just Call ME “Know It ALL.”

Hey. I’ve watched IT on youtube so I KNOW. Yay :o) Even little, useless, needs to study more, housewife, unwatched, unfollowed, unwanted, perma-banned from yt, ME can see the utterly twisted and silly behind the STOOPID! My bad :o(

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The Lock Inn Pub Quiz

I used to be a member of the village Pub Quiz Team. We’d travel around the local pubs showing just how Very Clever we were (!?) There seems to be a theme to my life. Last- two seasons running on the Ladies Darts Team, Second to Last on the unit Squash Competition, Last- on the […]

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Double Bagger

To this very day I am still STUNNED how those two words changed my life. My F1RST posting in Berlin. My F1RST mobile patrol around the city with someone and he said those two words. Me being STOOPID asked what they meant. He followed it up with…”She was F*****g UGLY. There was I all prepared […]

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FOOTLOOSE

If you have children, you will KNOW this feeling. The one when you ask a Totally Stupid Question and the child gives you THAT LOOK!! Youngest son used to buy t-shirts made to his own design. When the black one came with a picture of a rasher of streaky bacon with the name KEVIN under […]

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The GOOD. The BAD & The UGLY

Why did this just show up in my feed? Go figure. I watched the filum about 1,000 years ago and all I remember about it is the music! A Scandinavian Version followed by the final scene. Shrug. Make MY Day, Punk. Oh. Confused is me?

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FLOOD vs FLUDD

Fludd (1574-1637) is on MY List. Over 20 years ago he was presented to me as a teacher and influencer of Claude de Lorraine, Duc de Chevreuse Make the links with that one yourselves ? Don’t y’all just love it when multiple paths open up and multiple timelines converge? Shakespeare’s quote is in Agatha Christie’s […]

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Supermarket Tango : The New Normal Dance

OMG. I’ve done this dance so often now that I know all the steps. Narrow supermarket aisle. Me – no mask – my dance partner – masked. They either block the whole aisle with their trolley so that I can’t enter OR they do a Backwards, Forwards, CHARGE motion with eyes averted. I just stand […]

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The Secret Princess

I have – LITERALLY IN REAL LIFE – walked and talked with Beggars and Royalty. The Royal Prince had ZERO social skills but loadsamoney and a man at his side to count it out for him. BUT he had a custom made SooperDooper Sports Car within which my traveller-in-crime and I were warp-sped around Abu […]

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Lock. Stock. And Two Smoking Barrels

This is a CLASSIC film in the UK and very re-watchable. It was made in the late ’90’s by Guy Ritchie. Waaay before… …And this Must be TRUE because it was all over MSM… Trudie Styler and her husband Gordon Sumner aka Sting had a dinner party. Which was a manufactured Blind Date planned to […]

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The Bible vs Shakespeare

Oooh. Let’s be #CONTROVERSIAL! I can quote effortlessly (all-be-it out of context) from both of the above. The former via Social Conditioning. The latter via personal CHOICE. Both volumes of stories have their place in our world but…! And here is the CONTROVERSY that gets me banned from yt on a regular basis… I have […]

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Death of a Hussy

I CANNOT make this up. God’s Honest and on my boys’ lives – I fell asleep last night listening to the book above. I have ALL the Hamish Macbeth books on audio and prefer the earlier ones read by Davina Porter. Who – btw – narrated Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander books too. I’ve nothing against David […]

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