“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
It’s mine own fault really :o( For falling madly in love with a Medieval (Viking) Norwegian King called Magnus (Barelegs) Olafsson. You’ve gotta love the name of his sword. When he wasn’t shooting arrows into Norman Earl’s eyes, he was hamstringing his enemies with a weapon called Legbiter. He came back to bite me. Tut. […]
…Much as I love you. Please……Puhleasies…stopping playing French men in movies. Especially Charles VII who betrayed Jehanne d’Arc. Or Johnny English’s arch enemy? Please? P.S. A THREEFER. Natalie Imbruglia (Johnny English’s Saviour) – TORN? I LOVELOVELOVE this song. As if y’all didn’t guess :o)
I watched the first series. Before it got all famous. If you research you’ll (bored with y’all now ) find that the core cast are all family. This is one of the funniest scenes. OUCH? What I love most was how many times they broke the FOURTH WALL :o)
There is one DEVICE that I NEVER use. Sat Nav! Gimme a map and I’m fine. Put a machine on that tells me where to go and….Boom! Ma Da was much kinder than the one below. Mainly because he only allowed me to drive him ONCE. I was on leave from Berlin and, whilst exiting […]
I feel a huge burden of shame and guilt about many of my words and actions over the last 3 years. I’ve done and said things that I have NEVER done and said in my entire life before. But then (and this could be a Narc excuse!) I have been systematically and totally HUMILATED by […]
If you’ve never watched Top Gear when they went to Botswana this’ll mean NOTHING! A few months back, I got a little old car. Many a previous owner. Purplish blue in colour. I named him OLIVER in honour of Hammond’s car……..Oliver. Yesterday – the man in the mask was minutes away from parting me and […]
In my day – you were delivered the appropriate amount of boxes (based on measurements made of household goods – very scientific!) and left to assemble all crates yourself. By crate 20 odd, I’d flung the screwdriver out the window and banged the screws in with the heaviest hammer I could wield. Way back when […]
Don’t y’all just hate it when a dearly beloved offspring OUT DOES YOU with music? Grrrrr! Talking to youngest child about W of the W and he shrugs. Mother : Listen to Jeff Wayne’s SPARTACUS. My head exploded with many bad words! One of my FAVE films EVER. The last scene where Jean Simmons shows […]
I used to call THE THEM False Prophet and Devil’s Daughter but I’ve moved on. Cooperman and Blunderwoman ? Or – Basildon Bond and Miss FunnyFanny? Or Holmes and Dr (Fake Scot) Creeper? Or…..?