Talking About Ships

If you know anything about Portsmouth or the British Navy or anything that I’ve been doing here….? My youngest brother was born in Plymouth. Dad was a Marine. Mum was a Wren. Lived a half hour drive away from Pompey. It’s where I got my freebie Microsoft Computer lessons courtesy of the MOD. My sincere […]

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Very Mixed Feelings

MUCH as I love Ken Bran – this is (arguably) one of Agatha’s best stories. There was a “hint” at the very end of Ken’s movie Murder on the Orient Express. Gotta love UnHolywood?  

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The Best of the Best

WOW! BB has been purged from YT :o( “They” didn’t even have the grace to wait until the 10th. Or January. AND….AND…unauthorizedtv.com is down right now too. Bastards.

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Apostrophe Protection Society

OKAY, folks. No guesses where I stand on this latest dumb dumbdown. Kudos to Mr Richards. And well said!!!   With regret I have to announce that, after some 18 years, I have decided to close the Apostrophe Protection Society. There are two reasons for this. One is that at 96 I am cutting back […]

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Life is a Cabaret

Enter Liza. Stage Right! I swear. Something. Somewhere. Is trying to KILL me :o(  

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Last Words of the Day

Because I have MUCH BETTER things to do with my life. To all those who STILL believe that I’m False Fake Foney. Or a lying, cheating, filthy piece of crap.  I give you NAN Don’t fret. It is only 2 of your 4 second attention span.

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A Huge Thank You

NOT To the sick, God-forsaken parasite who thought it’d be a jolly old jape to bollocks up my Patreon account. Minuscule as the income was – it helped. If you have a problem with me then just face me and fight it out. Do NOT go behind my back like a slimy, slithering snake. I […]

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Scientists Now Claim…

The notion that houseplants can meaningfully improve indoor air quality is ‘simply a myth’, a new study has found — with potted plants being practically as useful. ‘This has been a common misconception for some time,’ said paper author and environmental engineer Michael Waring of the Drexel University in Philadelphia. I saw this on BBC news […]

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Idea du Jour

Let’s All Outlaw FIRE California? WTF? Whenever I’m a REALLY, TRULY, UTTERLY pissed off Highlander/Donkey on the Edge… I hear Music.     P.S. Confession here. No Angel Go away, Dido   FAF Person on phone: We guarantee you the best broadband deal in the UK. It’ll only cost you three arms and both livers […]

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Zombies

Poor, gorgeous Dolores. Turning in her grave? HOW MANY TIMES DO HER AND I NEED TO REPEAT. REPEAT, REPEAT TO BREAK THIS UTTER, WANTON, BRAINLESS BS?    

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Oh Well. What a Pity. Never Mind!

It’s obvious that FEB doesn’t know my work. But someone else does (!) The MAB- IN- OG- ION. The MOST Famous Central Source of WELSH  Myth and Legend. Wow! Wanton theft?  

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