POETS Day Courtesy of Eurus

The above was supposedly written in the 12th/13th century (take your pick!) The below was DEFINITELY written in the 21st century. EURUS’ SONG I that am lost, oh who will find me?Deep down below the old beech tree.Help succour me now the east winds blow.Sixteen by six, brother, and under we go! Be not afraid […]

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New Years Eve : 2018

GB : 31/12/2018 FEB aka Martin Liedtke will have NO memory of it being ME who sent him the video link to Chinese mummies wearing Tartan. January 2019 – FEB used that video in one of his vlogs. Without accreditation. Without naming his source. AS IF HE had made that discovery (?!) Fast Forward to […]

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Generation of Vipers vs Cobra 19

The former is brilliant. Wonderful. Eminently watchable. The latter is Faustian. Ergo – none of the above. Oooh. That’ll be Shakespeare vs Kit Marlowe now (?)

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How To Collect Evidence : For (about) Dummies

Too obvious. Too blatant. Too predictable. Especially when IT publicly announces in a Live Chat that IT’s Soul (??) is already taken. Too STOOPID. I love the quote here at around 2 minutes. One day….men will look back….etc D’uh. Caught. Convicted. Condemned. Every last one of y’all :o) Just wave goodbye and don’t let the […]

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Something About Kilts

Are we in Scotland? Ireland? Or Egypt? Check out : SHENDYT

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Another Timeline

I’m working on three timelines now. Well – it’s 6 really but that’s too complicated to explain this early in the morning. OK. “The story” as seen and recorded by the Scots.

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Tout de Suite vs Toot Sweet

Another film that I’ve ALWAYS hated. Sue me! Maybe I know a bit too much about Ian Fleming? Truly Scrumptious? Dick van Dyke? I loved DvD in Diagnosis Murder but….. here/Mary Poppins. SuperCaliBarfiliciousHexPeeAllEeeStotious ? Stotious. (ˈstəʊʃəs) adj. chiefly dialect Irish drunk; inebriated. [of obscure origin; perhaps from stot2

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From Amarna to Inchcolm

I’ll keep this very brief because I KNOW that I’m still being stalked by internet gangsters who use everything to make themselves look fabby on yt. Same old crap! But there is one amazing link between the Amarna tombs and Inchcolm Abbey. BTW – How come everyone on yt has suddenly turned Tartan and KNOWS […]

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Cool. Calm. Collected.

For the first time – since I was a child – I’m suddenly CoolCalmCollected……..with a huge Dash of COLD. Loving it :o)

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Teuchter

OK. From the “all knowing knowing www” aka Wikipedia……A wee clue to a wee word used by Rab C Nesbitt when he ventured out of Glasgow and into the Highlands. TEUCHTER…..Am I not Merciful? PikiWeedier : Teuchter P.S. And yes. We have our own teeth. And they’re quite strong (?!)

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Please, Sir. May I Beg To Differ?

If y’all actually waste a single second of YOUR precious time watching this bunch of www adored, slobbered over, multi-famous yt Narcs blowing smoke up each others’ arses and…And…..AND actually tell them just how much you Luuuuurve them and their work – GOD HELP YOU Because I can’t. I’m too busy doing better things :o) […]

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