How To Read Between the Lines : In ONE Lesson

What about….erm….THE Hound of the Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle? So. We have Dartmoor that famous wide and dangerous ground full of natural traps for the unwary. Grimpen Mire? Then we get an Entitled Narcissistic BASTARD who thinks nothing is wrong with using his “sister” to help him Get The Money. Throw in a […]

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“The WALL Had It Coming” aka BoredBoredBored :O)

“What has happened to the Criminal Classes?” They’re all SO boring now. Same insults. Same people targeted. Same Self-Justifications. Same subjects. Same fake Hearts&Kisses to the Same FAKE names. Haven’t y’all got over the I’M THE WORLD’S BESTEST TARTARIAN EXPERT BS yet? Or the…I ALWAYS WIN vibe? Or the…You are a Useless Housewife without a […]

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Going Underground

Don’t Scare ME. Unless it’s the Tube (not TooooooB) in London. That freaks me out BIG TIME. Th’only time it didn’t was when I met a mate from Ireland who’d joined the Met Police and took me into a SECRET (not so secret) spiral staircase that had about 19,000 steps but bypassed the people and […]

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KKK

Puhlease – do NOT be #stupid and #programmed and leap to the #obvious. This is NOT a Sherlock Holmes fictional story aka The 5 Orange Pips. This is REAL LIFE. If you understand that? Someone very close to me served for 6 months at a time (as in 3 times 6 months) in what I […]

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Go To Bed With Benedict Cucumberpatch

Worse things to do in life, what? Don’t be vile and filthy gutterminds, puhlease. A voice on my ipad in my bed with TWO hot water bottles and a thin duvet, a THICK duvet, a quilted bedcover and my winter dressing gown on top! I’m in heaven :o) I’ve done all the above several times. […]

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BALLS

I’d’ve written these two…Sorry BatDog…THREE off a long time ago if I didn’t completely and utterly understand the vibe. Which I do :o) There is something about dogs and Chinese Chicken Balls that defies explanation. I had 2 balls left from my recent wonderful Chinese meal. I #banned EVERYONE from touching them. Next day. Tsar […]

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So Predictable : Around 10 minutes…

…To PUBLICLY DECLARE IT’S VICTORY!!! Lovely girl – U have made my day :o) You Took The Words Right Out of MY Mouth…Wooooohooooooo. Happy Dance :o) :o) :o)

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Antony Fell in Love, Not at First Sight but at First Smell

Let us move from the physical (willies) to the Ephemeral? If you are intimate with a person, your senses will tell you right from wrong. You will get as close as you can to smell them. If they smell good. You’ll want to taste them. I failed my Biology exams but I kind of intuit […]

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71 Hours & 58 Minutes of Pure Bliss

I’ve spent the past few years trying to listen to The Sherlock Holmes Complete Collection on audio – read by an American narrator and bought for a few £. I’ve never get beyond A Study in Scarlet. Please – Honest Truth – that is not meant to be an insult to ALL Americans…just this particular […]

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The Musgrave Ritual : Trigonometry VS Geometry

This is for HGS and his TODAY troll. P.S. Guess who has been deleted AGAIN from Y-tube comments? yadayada – Same Old Same Old. ALWAYS FE channs (?!) P.S. Jonathan Creek solves a Murder Mystery via ye olde ladder lean and Trigonometry too :o) Not bad for a TOTAL mathstard like me…wot wot wot ? […]

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Sherlock vs Moriarty

Excusez moi – WHY have I been given the Moriarty role? If you can “read between the lines” it is obvious that Moriarty is the DARK SIDE of Sherlock. They share exact same talents but one chose to do good, t’other chose to do bad. Actually. I’m more like Dr Watson. The Clueless Sidekick, methinks. […]

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Sherlock Fry

There are multiple reasons why I love Stephen Fry. He’s been featured here quite heavily over the years. Today – I’ve found yet another reason to admire him :o) I had no idea about THIS connection between us! P.S. Check out the entirety of the Jeremy Brett Sherlock programmes?

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