Albatross Around His Neck

What, exactly, does that mean ? I couldn’t chose the one…so here are two. Coleridge & amongst others Richard Burton (What a voice. WHAT A VOICE. Schwoon) Or…How about Basil/Sherlock/Moriarty/I might know MY Conan Doyle vibe?

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Peace & Quiet

From my earliest memory, I’ve always asked, pleaded, begged for peace and quiet. Now I have it. Freaked out, moi? OK. Default, programmed mode for a moment. Manuel’s in Charge :o)

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How To Make a compost bin

I’m a bit hurty, right now from my Heath Robinson inspired, new free compost bin. Something Heath Robinson, meaning a device that was simultaneously absurdly ingenious and impracticable (!) Ingredients : A man with a van and access to three free wooden pallets. A bloody minded woman. A hedge. Some string. Two bricks. Lots of unladylike cussing. Cardboard […]

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NOT MY FAULT!

She told me to do it. Mate…she said. Watch something that’ll make you cry laughing. So I did. OMG. If you can’t laugh at this………YOUR (you’re) bad!

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Use Somebody

I have fallen out with and officially do NOT LIKE “SHUFFLE” mode :o( Both versions…one after the other ? ? ? Freaking SPOOKY…………….GO AWAY!

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And I’ll Leave Y’all With…

An Emergency Rescue…phone call from a woman with a wobbly tree branch. No…NO word of a lie. HOW DESPERATE ARE They? Urrrrmmmm, yes. It’s just got very windy. Is that one tree or the about 1000 and more that I have ? ? ? Another meal ruined. Sigh. Me being the household alarm clock….4am tomorrow […]

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Bored with the Interruptions

So bored that I even accused the lovely Polish (?) man who delivered a recent parcel – and had to wait outside the door for 8 minutes ‘cos his phonething told him that he’d arrived here to early – of wilfully ruining the Spag Bol that I was cooking. Fortunately (phew!) he understood me (wtf?) […]

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Behaving Badly

I was in town just after 9am this am and had one of the best laughs in a long time with a young lad in the small shop that I now frequent. I’m far too impatient to stand in a LONG q!!!! The customer in front of me was, obviously, one of his mates and […]

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The Skip Bin and the Busted Mattress

OK. I lied. My BAD ‘Snot Goodnight. Someone is being AN ESSENTIAL worker. Somewhere on the highways and byways of Lincolnshire. YET another meal fluffing ruined !!!!!!! P.S. Do NOT put a skip ANYWHERE that has public access. Been there. Done that. Watched the thieves ducking/diving & thieving. Better viewing than anything on the BBC […]

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The Demeter : Wrecked at Whitby

OMG – I HATE this film. OMG – Whitby is not soooo far away that I can’t visit. OMG – Something is being wrecked in a storm vibe. OMG – If y’all’ve read, ingested Bram Stoker’s Dracula and done the amount of Hidden History RESEARCH that I’ve done….y’all’ll understand EXACTLY what I’m saying. If not […]

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The TRUTH is Ugly

Once again, I’m forced outta the pit of despair into the light of comedy. Eric. Ernie. Des. A LONG running gag and mayhap a LESSON to all who take THEMSELVES a Wee Bitty Too Seriously :o)

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Oooops : TILT

Guess who has just came and visited my home page? YUP. She’s heeeeere. Oh dear. Never Mind. That’ll learn you (as they say round here.) Money CAN’T buy it. Sex CAN’T buy it. Lies CAN’T buy it. At least 1000 FAF yt names and channels CAN’T buy it. Fake CAN’T buy it. Spite and malice […]

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