“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
In the UK Trump means Bottom Burp ! Trump : Verb. To break wind from the anus, to ‘fart’. E.g.”There’s a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?” Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a ‘fart’. Maybe this is why I’ve NEVER learned to […]
Even with Amazon Prime – NEXT DAY DELIVERY – notice on site that they are only dealing with EMERGENCY orders now. Whaaaaat? Emergency here. You promised me Wednesday for my kettle. Fluff off, Mr BZS :o( Dolores told me to write that. God Love Her :o)
I’ve said this for so many years. When MY LIFE gets unbearable, I always watch Fawlty Towers to ground me. P.S. Andrew Sachs aka Manuel from Barcelona was IRL German. D’y’all know that? DON’T MENTION THE WAR and Eva Prawn. Tut.Tut :o) Python Vibe? Manuel in Charge?
Get this BOXSET…NOW! Oh. Was that an order? Sorry. My bad ;o( Please. Watch the DIVINE Ronnie Barker (Norman Stanley Fletcher) in his BEST comedy role ever. P.S. One of the writers of this wonderful BBC (way back when BBC did REAL comedy) show went on to team up with Ian McShane to write the […]
A wee bit of Highland history ? Wiki : Duke of Sutherland Wiki : Highland Clearances Wiki : Clan Gregor MY father is dead. His father is dead. His father…….etc. An Act of the Scottish Parliament from 1617 stated(translated into modern English): It was ordained that the name of MacGregor […]
OH! MY Bad. I’ve played these games with Tsar a few times. On TWO occasions I ended up driving myself to Lincoln Accident & Emergency with 1) A suspected broken thumb…2) A suspected broken ankle (!) Both times X-Ray machine said – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Go home, weirdo and stop wasting my time :o(
OK. I’ve checked. Checked and re-checked. I’ve always thunk that the “What a tangled web” quote came from Sir Walter Scott. But many think that it’s WS. Shakespeare’s surviving works add up to a staggering 884,647 words and 118,406 lines. … Though commonly attributed to the Bard, Shakespeare never wrote or said “Oh what a tangled web we weave […]
I wasn’t a FAN of the Carry On movies but a few have come back to haunt me. Carry on Cleo. Carry on Dick. Don’t Lose Your Head. Follow That Camel. Carry on Up the Khyber. Carry On Up the Jungle. I love Cleo. But Screaming is fast becoming #1 Welcome to “Victorian Britain” :o) […]