Cards on the Table – Agatha Christie

In the UK Trump means Bottom Burp !   Trump : Verb. To break wind from the anus, to ‘fart’. E.g.”There’s a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?” Noun. 1. An act of breaking wind. 2)The resulting smell of having broke wind from the anus, a ‘fart’. Maybe this is why I’ve NEVER learned to […]

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Cup of Tea? I Wish! HELP

Even with Amazon Prime – NEXT DAY DELIVERY – notice on site that they are only dealing with EMERGENCY orders now. Whaaaaat? Emergency here. You promised me Wednesday for my kettle. Fluff off, Mr BZS :o( Dolores told me to write that. God Love Her :o)  

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Galadriel HAS Left This Realm :o)

I’ve left the gesture to MR. Bean :o) P.S. GRR whatever – Take your GoT and stick every stolen “story”………..!?!    

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#1 GB Default Go To LOL When Her Life Gets Toooooooo MAD

I’ve said this for so many years. When MY LIFE gets unbearable, I always watch Fawlty Towers to ground me. P.S. Andrew Sachs aka Manuel from Barcelona was IRL German. D’y’all know that? DON’T MENTION THE WAR and Eva Prawn. Tut.Tut :o)   Python Vibe? Manuel in Charge?  

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Napper Wainwright/Food Fight/Lockdown/Porridge

Get this BOXSET…NOW! Oh. Was that an order? Sorry. My bad ;o( Please. Watch the DIVINE Ronnie Barker (Norman Stanley Fletcher) in his BEST comedy role ever. P.S. One of the writers of this wonderful BBC (way back when BBC did REAL comedy) show went on to team up with Ian McShane to write the […]

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Duke of Sutherland

A wee bit of Highland history ?   Wiki : Duke of Sutherland   Wiki : Highland Clearances   Wiki : Clan Gregor   MY father is dead. His father is dead. His father…….etc.   An Act of the Scottish Parliament from 1617 stated(translated into modern English): It was ordained that the name of MacGregor […]

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Stupid Games

OH! MY Bad. I’ve played these games with Tsar a few times. On TWO occasions I ended up driving myself to Lincoln Accident & Emergency with 1) A suspected broken thumb…2) A suspected broken ankle (!) Both times X-Ray machine said – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Go home, weirdo and stop wasting my time :o(  

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Shakespeare vs Sir Walter Scott

OK. I’ve checked. Checked and re-checked. I’ve always thunk that the “What a tangled web” quote came from Sir Walter Scott. But many think that it’s WS.   Shakespeare’s surviving works add up to a staggering 884,647 words and 118,406 lines. … Though commonly attributed to the Bard, Shakespeare never wrote or said “Oh what a tangled web we weave […]

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Carry On Screaming

I wasn’t a FAN of the Carry On movies but a few have come back to haunt me. Carry on Cleo. Carry on Dick. Don’t Lose Your Head. Follow That Camel. Carry on Up the Khyber. Carry On Up the Jungle. I love Cleo. But Screaming is fast becoming #1 Welcome to “Victorian Britain” :o) […]

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