THE BEAST : Is Named…..?

Thursday, 18 March 2021, 18:28.Reading time 1 minute.

MARK Did y’all know that? 6 feet 6 inches tall and built like a brick shithouse. Sorry but. When y’all get precious and #serious. I just get that SILLY vibe :o) WELCOME TO THE BEAST

My Big Bad Pork Pie : Lie

Tuesday, 16 March 2021, 14:00.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I didn’t part company with him. I just had a Sarah Bernhardt tantrum about my own experience with the symbology and the reality of White Feathers. My bad :o(

The Fantom Flan Flinger

Sunday, 14 March 2021, 16:04.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Needless to say : Tiswas was banned from my childhood home. My parentals were more BBC2 and prawn cocktails and What Will The Neighbours Think? The only time that I EVER got to watch this programme was when I spent a weekend at a mate’s house. Saturday Morning ITV. How Common!!!

Shart vs Rams

Friday, 12 March 2021, 18:04.Reading time 1 minute.

Rams F1RST Shart? Welcome to Reims Cathedral Or try Joan of Arc at the Coronation of Charles VII in Reims Cathedral “I WANT THAT GIRL…I WANT THAT GIRL…………BURNED.”

Petrograd/St Petersburg/Leningrad?

Wednesday, 10 March 2021, 17:45.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Confused? Me too. The mad prof Kenny Everett will explain. Supported by the CRAZY cook Keith Floyd. Bless them both :o) P.S. Vodka is …… #dangerous. FACT! Been there done that in a Russian Hotel in East Berlin. Brainache.

And Sneeze All Over You

Saturday, 13 February 2021, 18:42.Reading time 1 minute.

Years ago I had a customer who became a friend who was a Beautician and Aromatherapist. That’s how we connected. She’d give me an incredible neck, shoulder massage with Black Pepper Essential Oil and tell me to go home, sit down and place a hot water bottle behind my left shoulder to help the Pepper […]

Alive & Loving It : Despite The Perpetual Daymares :o)

Thursday, 11 February 2021, 16:20.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I’ve got to…Got to…GOT TO watch this film again !

The Great Escapists

Saturday, 6 February 2021, 15:20.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I woke up far too early this morning! So, half asleep, I turned on the TV and suddenly remembered the name of this new show. I laughed quite a lot for the next 3 hours :o) I got to episode 5…where Richard (Brit) and Tory (American) decide they are going to kill each other with […]

WHO IS PATRICK?

Wednesday, 3 February 2021, 16:40.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Hamlet or Macbeth? And if you tell me now that MACBETH married an Aussie I will burst tomorrow & tomorrow & tomorrow BTW : The Queen is DEAD :o)

I Would NOT Touch THAT With a 10 foot Barge Pole

Monday, 1 February 2021, 17:32.Reading time 1 minute.

A famous UK saying that came from the long history of barges and canals here where barge poles were 10 feet long for a reason! There are SOOOO many thangs that I’d NEVER touch with a 10foot Barge Pole. And some I would. A bald man. Yes. A Wally. Yes. A Peperami. Yes. A Dirty […]

U Can’t Touch THIS : DrOOzeTrews

Monday, 1 February 2021, 16:36.Reading time 1 minute.

OK. Bizzarrio. I’ve talked about this here and also in a long gone Yt Live Chat. I’m close to a man who spent time in the Golem Heights With the Drooze. Shooting across the valley after eating. In the UK we have After Eight Mints and a Brandy but – Whatever! Q – why is […]

Hoisted By Mine Own Petard :o(

Thursday, 28 January 2021, 14:56.Reading time 1 minute.

I might’ve had a giggle yesterday about confusing the household with the kitchen furniture move. But – it just came back and bit me on the arse! I’ve been promising to make this GR Pulled Pork for weeks now and did it today. Eventually ! OK, you silly woman…WTF has happened to the paprika/baking tray/mixing […]

The Ravens of Dinefwr is the first in a series of novels-in-progress set in the early 12th century. It follows the dispossessed members of the South Wales House of Dinefwr from their origins in Deheubarth to the centre of the known world, Jerusalem. Come and be my fellow Far-Farer. Come travelling and unravelling with me through Wales, Norway, Ireland, England, Scotland, France, Russia, Constantinople, Italy, the Balkans, the Holy Land. Come and Far-Fare through every degree on my 12th century compass.