RUDE. CRUDE. I THOROUGHLY Disapprove… Ms Potty Mouth (?)

I have been surrounded by flustercucks and their BS for sooooooooooooo long that I’ve finally turned into a Sarah fan. Sarah – What is the BEST thing about being a woman? OMG. I LOVE Geordies, who are almost but not quite Scottish  :o)  

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Feeling Fizzy… Private Family Joke!

About 7am BST I said – I’m really feeling the need to watch Shaun of the Dead again. Here’s a clip. OBLIVIOUS TO ZOMBIES. As time passes – I’m loving this film more and more and more :o)  

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P O T U S Day

Piss Off Totes Useless Sunday. To which I say………….BOTTOM :o)  

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BOJO’s Got Caught. Mildly !

Right. I’m sensing a lack of prior planning and prep here btw “the whatevers who wanna be.” Bojo’s new wife/partner/girlie yadayada is pregnant. This “NEWS” dominated the BBC for 3 and a half minutes a while back. But. But.But……………. Bojo now has CV (mildly) If he is seen/photographed/interviewed anywhere right now with a pregnant woman […]

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3rd April 2020

Told yousies allsies times about a gazillion timesies :o)   Dirty Harriet prefers a Sig Sauer but…m’eh  

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Snail Disease !

Even Squarebob Spongepants warned us. WELL, WELL, ILL – my local Tesco got it’s revenge on ME today :o( Banned for sure. OK -I self-banned. There is NO WAY that I was going to stand in a line (across 1 3rd of the car park) of about 30 people, all exactly 2 metres away from […]

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GB vs UAP (V)

    See the date in the email above? Check out the link that I sent to UAP. Check out the video where UAP publicly proclaims that HE always knew that HE was right about the Hidden History of Wild WEST AMERICA. Can anyone actually SEE who and what has been raping ME for over […]

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GobSmacked -IRL

Been there. Done that. Got the wounds. The TRUE meaning of Gobsmacked is….a man punching a woman in the mouth. His (its) way of saying…NOT SAYING….STFU BITCH! Too many physical. emotional, spiritual gobsmacks to NOT fully, completely, utterly UNDERSTAND the signs and symbols of a TRULY FUCKED UP MAN who “THINKS” that he is the MAN. […]

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The Case of the TRUTH Removal Vibe – Sherlock Solves

Jog on, fakers. Remove as many True Truthers as y’all want. Truth is built on Rock not sand/ego/money. Truth is all about the year of planning before you write THE NEXT GREAT Novel. Truth is embedded deep in the TRUE soul.   Truth is WORDLESS Energy.   If Max is right and the likes of […]

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Mindless Violence Vibe

I was once asked (very stupidly by a stupid person?) “Which half of you is Scottish?” To which my very quick comeback was – “THE VIOLENT HALF.” I CAN’T HELP IT. It’s in my genes somewhere. Meanwhile – back in comedy land. Where I will live vicariously today. Because I’m calm now. (?!) Bottom. ULTRAVIOLENCE […]

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And the Winners of the GB Comedy Duo Award for March 2020 are…

…Those two above. I know and love many Comedy Duo Acts. Laurel&Hardy. Briggs&Louis. TwoRonnies. Cannon&Ball. Fry&Laurie. Abbott&Costello. Dumb&Dumber. Victor&Margaret. June&Terry. DickDastardly&Muttley. Tom&Jerry…………et al. But MY award goes to – Drum Roll Please. V&Melissa.    Applause. Encore. Cheer. Brava. Crack on entertaining us zombies :o)

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