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Ooops. Somebody, not too far away from me, has just received her 1st Tesco Warning. OK. I might’ve lost my temper a little bit when the woman in front of me in the queue, turned round and said (in a VERY LOUD voice) “Get away from me. You are far too close.”   A huge […]

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BatDog’s BFF Has Problems Too!

K’ey’s hooman is being forced to work from home by the new LAW (?!) K’ey has put his paw down :o(  

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NOW is MY Perfect Time to Revisit Timon of Athens. YAY ;o)

Greta Brookes : 12th July 2019 WOW! I am in complete AWE of time and how easy it is to “play” THE game. When you have guidance and protection  :o)   “LET MOLTEN COIN BE THY DAMNATION, / THOU DISEASE OF A FRIEND AND NOT HIMSELF!”

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Peter Perfect & Penelope Pitstop

Almost every visit I’ve had to the UAE, a Wacky Races Marathon Session was the only thing on TV that I could understand, first thing in the morning. Because it was in English. Gotta love the perfect PP &PP  :o)  

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Roobarb & Custard

I’ve ALWAYS loved this cartoon. Even as a soi-disant ADULT (?) Narrated by the late, great Richard Briers who, btw, is featured in more than one of my Ken Bran Shakespeare vidjas, shared here!!! Enjoy :o) I’m sooooooo very bored now with F*cking F*ckery  

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The Party’s OVER!

Am I the only one who realises/knows/understands this? It’s THE END of the World as We KNOW IT! SMH and pack up my rage and disappointment and old wounds at sooooo many public humiliations and betrayals. I T I S O V E R fakers. Can’t you feel the energy change?    Greta Brookes : […]

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The Canary Murder Case

The amazing, beautiful, uncontrollable, rejected by UnHolywood actress from whom I stole part of my stage name (but added History’s MISSING “E”) was shafted big time in this film. She had a beautiful voice but the film powers-that-be – when the talkies came in – decided to dub her voice on this film. She (LB) […]

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Why are VAMPIRES seen as SEXY Now?

Why did they/it/them hijack Vlad Țepeș? And make BLOOD SUCKING more sexy than sex? Ask and then answer. IF U CAN (which I doubt) NO CONTENT?   

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Danheim – Berserkir

Watch & Weep? Worng person, wr……ooooops. Done that one DO U GET IT YET???  

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SPELLS BacKFiRe When Used for Black Magick

This is to the “one & only” dipshit who cast a Black Magick Death Spell on a TRUE HIGHLANDER. Evidence provided by the Kajillions here at gretabrookesauthor.com I KNOW who I AM. I KNOW where I come from. Welcome to a MAJOR LESSON IN KARMA & What IT TRULY is. What goes around, Comes around. […]

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