PG RATING! You’ve been Warned!

Wednesday, 11 March 2020, 13:13.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I think something, somewhere has attracted a WHOLE clan of catty, FAF, sex pests!? Wiki : Con-ni SMH :o(

Gary the Snail WINS!

Wednesday, 11 March 2020, 13:01.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I can’t thank my boys enough for Forcing me to watch Squarebob Spongepants day in. Day out. I carried on watching long after they became teenagers and “found” other things. Gary. Love ‘im :o)

Top Gear

Wednesday, 11 March 2020, 11:10.Reading time 1 minute.

If you look into the “official” story of why Jeremy Clarkson was banned from the BBC you might be reading a fairytale. I’ve adored Clarkson, May and Hammond for years. And – in my humble opinion – the REAL reason for the ban was because these three mates had far too much fun taking the […]

And Cue…A HuskaMute

Tuesday, 10 March 2020, 17:16.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Or a GSD. Or any wolfie type doggie. I’ve been there. Done this. Sooooo many times. God’s Honest! How to make making a bed EXHAUSTING and nearly an hour long :o( P.S. And they do answer back/argue/challenge/disobey just like a 2/3 year old child. SMH

Meet the Ancestors

Tuesday, 10 March 2020, 14:24.Reading time 1 minute.

If there were any old red telephone boxes left in the village, I’d run in. Twirl. And exit with my undies over my trews!!! One of my closest friends in the village (no longer here. That’s her. Not the village!) did a degree course at Bishop Grossteste’s on Heritage/Archaeology/etc. She did very well. A great […]

Comedy is Comedy is Comedy

Monday, 9 March 2020, 13:48.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Wow! I am soooooo grateful that I’m now a “stupid dinosaur.” As V erified by FAF yt tools. This means that I find just about all and everything in life – Hilarious :o) Bottom Fluff. WARNING : Not Suitable for Children or PC SNOWFLAKES :o)

15th May 2019

Sunday, 8 March 2020, 15:09.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Oh. Another self-ref from last year ? What am I like? A Teuchter ? Greta Brookes : To Whom THIS May Concern ‘Cos ya didna believe me this F1RST kajillion times. SHAME ON YOUSIES, aye? P.S. Check out my NC inspired Shakespeare series of many posts. And find out WHO Macbeth might’ve/could’ve been […]

Constellation vs Planet/Flower

Sunday, 8 March 2020, 14:36.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Correct me if I’m WRONG but… I’m thinking in my mad head that a whole Ursa Major kinda Out TRUMPS the planet of LURVE, Venus ? ? ? SMH, hen :o(

MacWoodFleet – Gypsy

Friday, 6 March 2020, 18:44.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Sorry BFF. KJV Ireland And THAT is not funny. Not One Bit. Her initials. Her name. Where was I? Oh. Sorry, KJVI, for hijacking your fave band ever. I know you’ve seen them live many times. 2 Gypsies met aged 11 ? And she remembers Jim too. SMH and sob :o(

Alien Android Repair

Friday, 6 March 2020, 14:29.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Oh. Pish. One day I’ll catch up with myself and stop missing the River. SMH!

Feeling Sorry For Myself (!?)

Friday, 6 March 2020, 14:11.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I have an antidote – or several. In the past, I always turned to Basil Fawlty – saying that his MAD world was even MADDER than mine. Then I found my favourite scene EVER! A Bottom Outtake. Live from Southampton. I know. Been there. Done that. NO SORRY today. Pshaw! I Need a Laugh :o) […]

Warning : Look Away if BAD Words Offend.

Friday, 6 March 2020, 12:52.Reading time less than 1 minute.

MacGregor – Gregg – Greig (ME!) ‘Nuff said or do I have to produce any more Evidence???????

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