“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
So. There was I cleaning puppy’s ears when, without warning, he shakes his head. If you’ve ever had a German Shepherd skull connect with your face, you’ll understand this. Whack. Full blast. Straight on my nose. I collapse. Good job that I DON’T do yt videos. A bit swollen and painful but not broken. You […]
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I truly, really loved X-Files. I had a Thang for David. Or maybe Anglo/American Gillian (work that 1 out) Anyways. Wasn’t there. Didn’t see. Didn’t hear. I DENY EVERYTHING Apart from Phil :o) Tell ME the Legends of Long Ago? Oscar Wilde quote : “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
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Ach. I was a bit heavy handed with the Sea Salt. But G00gle saved me. Squeeze some lemon juice in…. OK…… Your will is my command. Mmmmn! Better but…but…but… Oh, crap. I’ll just counteract the salt with Soda Bread and a Beer. Bad Girl :o(
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An old saying. But…I kinda likey to laughy at STUPID BOY PIKE :o) Ian Lavender in his finest role ?
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Guess what…me and my new/old car have been having great fun today. ‘Snot the Mini I asked for…or even a Jaguar… but beggars can’t be choosers. I’m in LOVE with a blue/purple little machine that’s given me back my FREEDOM :o)
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BFF and I made a vow. When we reached 40 (she’s 3 weeks older than me and I never let her forget!) we would have a mahoosive celebration with a mahoosive – FOOD FIGHT Unfortunately, crappy life intervened and all plans got cancelled. But. But. But. Maybe. One day :o) Imagine this…Me and […]
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Local News A Big Fat Porky Pie. LMFAO :o) Lady Gaga was the name of a local pig farmers prize sow. Now – that is a Sense of Humour. And the locals FELL for it. Pigs In Spaaaaaaaace Funny AF ! !
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It was fun and silly and musical and theatrical and innocent and Jim even charmed my Mum when she met him. An ABSOLUTE first ever :o)
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Not bored to death but murder most foul . . . Celebrated author John Heppel is known in Lochdubh as a self-important bore, prone to belittling the scribblings of the locals in his creative writing class. So when he’s found dead, his mouth oozing ink, it seems a fitting fate.But for PC Hamish Macbeth the […]
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I can almost/not quite quote every line from this film. An Only Fools Classic. The boys go on a Jolly to Margit without their women but with Bananarama. “I lost my dolphin.”
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Flatter : to praise someone in order to make them feel attractive or important, sometimes in a way that is not sincere Now that my boys no longer “go to school” and I don’t wear a watch or watch TV – I often struggle with time and days of the week. But I have just been reminded that it is Flatter – Day […]
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Feeling giddy this afternoon. The gutters have been fixed. Wooohooo. We will not all drown. So to celebrate I’m watching Guest House Paradiso. It’s stupid. Crude. Anarchic….Well, it was written by Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson so par for the course. Bloody Cambridge Footlights Comedy Acts ! #Road to Comic Fame & Fortune. Look it […]
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