Still Hunting For Treasure

It’s been FILTHY weather here today. Tiddling it down with rain – nonstop. Dark as dark so we’ve had to put the lights on inside the house. I’m burning EVERYTHING bar the kitchen sink on the wood burner to stop the creeping damp. So I had a Fabby IDEA…Curry for tea to warm us all […]

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RATS & BASTARDS

OK. This one made every one in the house LOL! A couple of days ago I moved faster than I have moved in decades. WHY? Well. Long story as short as possible (?) I HATE rats. The ceilings of our home are about 14 feet high. And – beneath our feet are other spaces about […]

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Move Over Nikki Fish : You Have Competition

That whatever above has done more damage to my…MY homeland than the F1RST Minister of Scotland aka Nikki Fishy. IT has been Scottish/Scandinavian/Russian/French/Syrian/German/Aussie/American/English/Welsh/Irish. A SUPERPSYCHIC/An Empath/A FlatEarther/A Herbalist/A Wolf/A Fire Sign/A November Birthday/An Expert on everything/A WingMan/A Victim of Abuse/A BFF/A #WINNER/F1RST/A leader/Wife/Mother/Singleton/Mod aka Monkeewrench/A GOBSHITE who Loves to abuse their MOD power tool to […]

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I DESERVE a V.C.

For saving a life under combat conditions! We have two wool shops in town. I visited the “other one” for the first time since the stupid started. She KNOWS me – after 20 years as a customer. The door was open so I popped my head in and said, “Can I come in without a […]

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Longshanks vs Nicola Fish

At least King Edward the F1RST openly stated that he HATED Scotland. Miss (Mr/Mrs) Fish now wants to build a WALL to keep peeps OUT of HER country. Excuse me, hen. Hasn’t that been done before? Correct me if I’m wrong BUT – quite a long time ago something called HADRIAN’S WALL was built to […]

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3 BLIND Mice vs 3 FUNNY Mice

NO COMPETITION. The Funnies win every single time. Especially when FEB is your GO-TO source for ancient documents. Which he (feb) just searches the internet for and presents as #truth. Really? Correct me if I AM wrong but…you trust someone who TRUSTS the internet (which is updated and fluffed up daily) over REAL documents or […]

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MOST WANTED : MY 4 Fave Girls

Oh My Goodness. We’d have a BLAST together right now. Today. Right NOW. All I need is a ……..FOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT. And Travis playing live (YUM) They’d get a blancmange/pudding/any fishdish (yuk) – well, anything on the table within reach – THROWN at them. PARTY TIME CHEZ MOI? Oh. And Kim & Aggie can clean up […]

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NooButYeahButNooButYeahBut…

Youtube talk :o) Throw in Dawn French with VickyMatt Pollard and I get VERBALS/EVILS. Oooops. SHAME on me for making myself laugh :o(

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I’m NOT Only on the Wrong Page…

…I’m in the WRONG Library, methinks :o( I’m having a Top Gear day. Why? Because this programme (too many letters in that word?) reinforced mine own belief that many, Many, MANY Truths can be shown through Humour, Self-Deprecation and Outright STOOPIDITY. Lesson of the Century – BE Very WARY of those who call themselves Experts/Knowledgeable/Educated/TrailBlazers/Life-Changers/Gurus/Teachers […]

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Sorry : Buttons

The only “boy” friend (as in a friend who was male) that I ever introduced to MY mother was Jim. She loved him straight away. All he said was – “You look like her sister.” Smooth Talking Guy :o)

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Le Chevalier Sans Peur et Sans Reproche

Pierre Terrail Isn’t it strange that the Knight without Fear is named BAYARD…after a magical horse? I laughed out loud at this video. Trying to get into a car in full armour. Funny guys :o) C’mon. Just think about it (?) Fighting in armour. Just how ridiculous is that ? But it’d stop you getting […]

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Vaux-le-Vicomte

Vaux-le-Vicomte There is a phrase that I do NOT like – “Mandela Effect.” It’s beyond stupid but there is definitely a systematic scrubbing of history going on in “internet-land” Right NOW! Things that I knew that I knew but are no longer available online include the chateau above and the book below. Sometime late in […]

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