I Knew today would be Hot…Hot…Hot The BBC Weather person told me. And I believe Everything they say or… Maybe I knew (?) Anyhoo – Whose Stupid Idea was it to chose today to cook treats for everyone? Oh…. That’ll be me! Just put me on top of a bonfire and call me Guy. Stupid […]

Tha Dia a ’toirt taic dhomh   “Look like the innocent flower, But be the serpent under it.” Macbeth    

What to do? What to do? Eat chocolate or cure hiccups. Hiccup cure : hold your breath and count to a million. Craving : CHOCOLATE. Can I do both? Why is life so bloody complicated? P.S. Put chocolate in mouth. Hold breath and count to a million. Chocolate melts. Win. Win. Like it :o)

Hello? Anyone listening? I repeat – I did Not agree to the Paris Climate thing. Got it! I know all about overnight slow roasts in the Aga. I don’t need to be an ingredient. As for the Sahara! I may not’ve been the best geography student but I remember it’s a big sandy thing somewhere […]

cricket A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

Cairo is CLOSED – Go away. If you’ve booked a holiday, Tough Shit. WE don’t care! Straits of Hormuz shut down by the Royal Navy – Go away. We’re having fun here with big guns and fings! BoJo has an enemy – Mr Silly Name will resign if Boris becomes PM! BlahcrapsillyBlah – Something happened […]

…not Natural. HELP. I’m being repressed!

Sorry P. My lovely All Black Emu…..er…..Kiwi mate. Oooops! You always hated that joke :o)

I MUST’VE done something Really Bad lately. Today I’m being forced to watch NZ vs England. Cricket. WTF?   “You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in, and the next man goes in until […]