WOMEN : KNOW YOUR LIMITS!

Perfectly perfect piss-take of Pathé edu-my-cat-ion-al British Broadcasting Corporation films :o) We had three female cats and one male cat for over 12 years. Basil (male) was the most affectionate cat ever. He’d sleep in bed with me. Under the duvet. And growled every single time I moved. I’ve even rolled over and squished him. […]

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EUROTRASH

Many moons ago we used to watch this show. Sacré bleu, mon braves! Anyone who has been “programmed” to think that the French lack humour………WTF? Jean Paul Gaultier is a seriously SERIOUS Fashion Designer. Sheesh. He’d never, ever try to be funny. FACT! Oh. MY Bad :o(

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Dawn of The Living Dead

Nope. I’ve not read a single George A Romero book – or watched one of these “franchised” filums. I just live with the vibe every day. Unfortunately :o( Why are so many of us today surrounded by the LivingDead? What is so attractive about a born Hater? I am NO psychologist but I SEE these […]

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The Latest SQUEEZE

In the vernacular (common language) that means….the latest boy/girlfriend paraded in front of your nose (!) I’ve just been reminded of Squeeze #Cool4Cats

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The Census

What is a Census? An historical record of our lives written down on paper or a governmentals psy-op to track and destroy us? I’ve just taken part in a live chat (because I’m feeling Impish today!) where the chittychatterers were all proclaiming their pride at telling the Census Taker to GFHimself!!!! I’m #banned from the […]

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Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders

Mr MAC -EYE was an IN YOUR FACE Highlander too? A TWOFER? NOPE: He has pulled his version. #M’eh! Same OLD sToRy. Tell truth. Recant Truth. No ME. No There. NO EVIDENCE. Prove IT! BTW : Correct ME if I’m wrong but….Don’t CATHOLICS practise the RHYTHM METHOD? No offence – just asking! MacKay Line Rider. […]

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The LAST Puzzle Piece : The WHY (?)

I have …The WHO / The WHAT / The HOW / The WHERE / The WHEN. It’s the WHY (?) that’s STILL Missing! And it’ll remain underground until some THING grows a pair and TELLS the TRUE TRUTH about WHY. MY Breath NOT being Held. Sadly :o(

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Ground Force : Top Gear Styleeeee!

Ground Force Apropos of Nothing – Endemol were the TV company that contacted me about televising my book. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED got rid of ’em :o) Enjoy Clarkson, May and Hammond doing what they did best before the BBC got all “pc” and sacked their BIGGEST World Wide success EVER!

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The Fall of the House of Usher

OMG! Who’d’ve thunk that a life time spent reading literature would be SO relevant for ME today? The Fall of the House of Usher Roderick BURIES his TWIN sister ALIVE! LMFAO :o)

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