Ooops. My bad.

A freebie twofer :o) Creedence Clearwater Revival & the name of every strange pub we have happened to happen upon – in the country. And Leicester Square and Rik Mayall as bonus gifts.

Why does it always rain on me? … – – -… Ess Oh Ess. Done that one :o(

GB 18th Aug 2020 : Constant Craving Once More. Same as Before. And STILL the GimmeGimmeGimmes’ are constantly craving for immediate validation. Online satisfaction. No matter how insincere and fleeting. MY biggest mistake was not fainting at the feet of any of ’em. I’ve SCHWOON’d for no-one. YET :o)

Sis-in-law worked for many years in Care Homes. She was the BOSS and regulated the drugs. We got into a cond-ver-sation about what MJ was addicted to. Something like co-codamine or anti-floxy-mean or super-duper-keto-mean. Anyhoo. Men who constantly fluff their hair are an IMMEDIATE turn off to me. FACT. They look like a lost, empty […]

A REAL place. I’d be quite OK there, methinks. Apart from the COLD. To me, HELL is cold :o( Talk about in plain sight. FFS. Spend hours of MY precious time PONTIFF – icating about the colour of the sun or plasma or downloads or pills from the bottle V or runny noses or where […]

I have a fondness for this BB. He played a brilliant role in a couple of Jonathan Creek episodes. He was amazing on QI. Cue QI (?) P.S. Brits are HardArse. We barbecue outside in Force 99 gales and the mother of all rain storms. And say : The weather WILL improve soon :o)

Let’s get right down to the Fugly Nitty Gritty. Not only has the above channel banned me (GB – my pen name) but also ME (JH – my real name) This is why you’ll NEVER see a single comment that I make on this channel. They have WIPED me out of History. But both the […]

So much makes so much sense now. I’ve wasted far too long trying to support those who can’t even spell RECIPROCITY – never mind know what it means. Months and months and months (make years) of support and the reward has always been ZERO. I’ve gone ICE ICE, BABY and the kick back is now […]

Well. Conan Doyle was a doctor in real life. FACT! I know nothing about the Devil’s Foot-Root except via Sherlock :o) Is there a plant substance called Radix pedis diaboli that produces deadly smoke when burned, as described in a Sherlock Homes story, …

Horse boxes and significant others! I went out at 7am today to put petrol in my little car. Why does NOTHING go smoothly? The station was FULL of vehicles. And the one in front of me was one of the biggest Horse Boxes I’ve ever seen. I’m sat, sitting there waiting for the driver to […]